It's being reported that I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here star and ex-husband of Liza Minnelli David Gest has been rushed to hospital with chest pains and respiratory problems, leading to fears that he's suffered a heart attack.

Apparently David Gest was rushed to a private London hospital

Although Tara Reid's post-American Pie career has hinted at invincibility - full of non-stop partying punctuated by morale-sapping cameos on Scrubs - her recent Bali trip has proved that she's only human.

You see, Tara Reid has become the latest almost perfectly sober young woman to fall foul of Bali's notoriously uneven nightclub flooring. Reports suggest that after only 'a couple of drinks' at a Bali nightspot earlier this week, Tara Reid 'lost her footing' and fell hard enough to be hospitalised. Luckily the accident wasn't serious enough to postpone the release of Tara Reid's newest movie Land of Canaan, which will still be coming to a low-rent cut-price barely-watched digital movies on demand service near you next year.

Hospitals are a holy sanctuary. It is within their walls that all of mankind goes to find healing, and also to have large misshapen moles removed.

Moles like the one our Uncle Albert had on his lip through most of the seventies. That thing was so big we always just thought he was in a mixed race marriage. Man, we really hated his wife for never paying us any mind - and yet it makes perfect sense now. Today, though, today we're older. We're smarter, we're wiser, and we have a well-laminated associates to prove it.

And as we sit here staring at that degree hanging on the door of our mini-fridge, it brings us back to thoughts of hospitals - and how one recently made up a bed for Mary-Kate Olsen to recuperate in. Her insides are rotting you see, they are rotting and all the money in the world can't save her.

Except the money her health insurance probably paid to the hospital. That money actually helped her quite a bit.