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Dennis Quaid Vs The Giant Drug Company

by Stuart Heritage

Dennis Quaid’s newborn baby twins are lucky to be alive – it wasn’t so long ago that they were being injected with doses of blood-thinner 1,000 times larger than normal.

But although his new son and daughter survived the giant Heparin overdose – and are thought to be recovering well – Dennis Quaid is still thirsty for revenge. That’s why Dennis Quaid and his wife Kimberly Buffington are suing Baxter Healthcare Corp, which manufactures Heparin, for £50,000 in a product liability lawsuit. It shows just how angry Dennis Quaid must be to pursue Baxter through legal paths, because in the past he’s resolved any outstanding medical difficulties by shrinking himself down to a sub-atomic level and injecting himself up Martin Short’s arse.

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Dennis Quaid’s Babies Recovering From Massive Overdose

by Stuart Heritage

As Innerspace-loving children, we were led to believe that there was nothing that Dennis Quaid couldn’t solve by drunkenly shrinking himself down to a speck and flying around people’s bloodstreams singing Sam Cooke songs.

But, in truth, even when you’ve fictionally been injected into Martin Short’s buttocks you still have to cope with immense tragedies like the rest of us. That’s something Dennis Quaid had to come to terms with pretty quickly this week when his newborn twins were accidentally injected with 1,000 times more of the anti-coagulant drug Heparin than usual. However, the good news seems to be that Quaid’s twins are recovering well and showing “no adverse reactions.” Hopefully this news will put an end to what must have surely been one of the most traumatic times Dennis Quaid’s life.

True, the second-most traumatic time was when Dennis Quaid read the The Day After Tomorrow script and realised he’d be paid to out-run some ice, but that shouldn’t diminish the relief he should be feeling now.

As Innerspace-loving children, we were led to believe that there was nothing that Dennis Quaid couldn't solve by drunkenly shrinking himself down to a speck and flying around people's bloodstreams singing Sam Cooke songs. But, in truth, even when you've fictionally been injected into Martin Short's buttocks you still have to cope with immense tragedies like the rest of us. That's something Dennis Quaid had to come to terms with pretty quickly this week when his newborn twins were accidentally injected with 1,000 times more of the anti-coagulant drug Heparin than usual. However, the good news seems to be that Quaid's twins are recovering well and showing "no adverse reactions." Hopefully this news will put an end to what must have surely been one of the most traumatic times Dennis Quaid's life. True, the second-most traumatic time was when Dennis Quaid read the The Day After Tomorrow script and realised he'd be paid to out-run some ice, but that shouldn't diminish the relief he should be feeling now.
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