Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Dana Delany has always possessed a certain girl-next-door wholesomeness that makes her seem deceivingly getable. And her fantastic rack just makes it all the more tempting.
The fresh-faced beauty hailed from a Waspy Connecticut family and studied acting at Wesleyan University before hightailing it to NYC. After paying her dues by doing commercials, theater and soap operas, she landed the lead on China Beach and ultimately garnered two Best Actress Emmys.
The fair-haired, fair looking Laura Linney is more than just another middle-aged actress playing mom roles. In fact, she’s been playing moms for most of her career to critical acclaim.
She debuted on Broadway in 1990 and then burst onto the Hollywood scene as the memorable “Young Teacher” in the 1992 film Lorenzo’s Oil.
Her turn in 1998’s The Truman Show finally put an end to the question, “Laura Who?” Always the bridesmaid, she received Oscar nominations in 2001, 2005 and 2008. She took a break from acting in 2014 to become a mother IRL, then returned in 2015 to play a mother in Mr. Holmes. She failed to garner a fourth Oscar nomination for her riveting performance as Chief Vincent in 2016’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows .
Traci Lords is best known as the sex-kitten catalyst of one of the biggest scandals ever to rock American porn.
In the mid-80s, the much-troubled and nubile fifteen-year-old beauty procured a stolen birth certificate, stepped in front of the camera and slipped off her top. A star was instantly born. Her go-get-‘em work ethic, plus a whole lotta coke, made her one of the most in-demand and highest paid actresses in porn. All hell broke loose, however, when her true age was revealed.
Karen Allen is the quintessential bohemian chick next door. Known for her big blue eyes and fresh-faced freckles, as a girl, she landed in New York City to study art and fashion design.
But the call of Shakespeare and counterculture theater changed her career trajectory for good. She made her big screen debut in Animal House as Boone’s adorable girlfriend who is caught post-coitus with her bare-assed professor.
Allen’s most memorable role, however, was that of the feisty Marion Ravenwood in Raiders of the Lost Ark. She nearly stole the show as Indy’s hard-drinking damsel in a ripped satin dress.
When eighteen-year-old Jennifer Beals left Yale to audition for Flashdance, she’d never have guessed that she’d end up as an 80s pop culture icon.
Was it her every-girl appeal or that sexy welder hat-leg warmers combo? Perhaps it was the gaping hole at the top of her sweatshirt that bewitched audiences with a glimpse of her perfectly sculpted shoulder.
Whatever it was, Jennifer was hot, and her career was up and running. Many movie and television appearances later, nothing had seemed to capture that Flashdance heat until her recurring role as a workaholic art gallery manager in Showtime’s The L Word alongside Pam Grier and Sarah Shahi.
If you’re partial to cheesy sex romps from the 80s, you may have spotted screen siren Betsy Russell and her ginormous breasts.
Although she was spawned from a family of academics, Betsy opted for a different path and jiggled her way into such masterpieces as Let’s Do It, Private School and Tomboy. Who could forget her legendary topless horse riding scene in Private School? A year later, Bo Derek did the same thing but went fully naked for her horse ride in Bolero.
Katie May is an American model who was known as the “Queen of Snapchat” before her unexpected death at the age of 34 in February 2016 from a stroke.
Born in a town outside Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, May was the youngest of four and a high school cheerleader. She worked in PR and had a degree in retail merchandising, modeling for magazines like GQ, Esquire and Playboy along the way.
As the story goes, she visited a chiropractor after suffering a pinched nerve in her neck during a photoshoot. The chiropractor accidentaly tore her left vertebral artery while he was adjusting her neck and she suffered a stroke as a result.
Kelly McGillis has had one hell of a life. Moviegoers remember her as Tom Cruise’s arm candy in Top Gun or as the Amish gal in Witness tempted by Harrison Ford’s blank-faced wiles.
But that’s a whole lotta nothin’ compared to McGillis’ off-screen drama. In 1982, she was brutally raped by a pair of home invaders. Self-blame and alcohol abuse followed. Accepting the role of a rape victim’s lawyer in The Accused proved therapeutic and won her critical acclaim.
After two failed marriages, McGillis ended years of speculation and proudly came out as a lesbian. She’d always struggled with her sexuality, even at one time believing God had orchestrated her rape as a punishment.
We love Goldie Hawn for all the reasons you love Goldie Hawn. She’s gorgeous, has a lovely giggle and is blessed with the prettiest big blue eyes ever. Seeing her nude for the first time was the highlight of our 70’s.
She started out as the dumb blonde role in the sketch comedy show Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, and the show’s legacy lives on today. She had other cheesy roles during the 1960s like Cactus Flower, There’s a Girl in My Soup, It Girl, and The One and Only.
Addison Timlin is an actress who knows the fickle fate of the so-oft times cruel career she has chosen. But she has amazing tits. And it’s time to see ’em.
Timlin was among the cast of the CBS TV drama, 3 lbs. She appeared in three of the eight episodes broadcast before the show got the ax. She also earned a part in Day One, a midseason replacement series, subsequently cut down to a mini-series by NBC, and then never even aired.
