Articles tagged with: Catwoman
Batman 3: Megan Fox IS Catwoman, Unless She Isn’t
It's Cher who we feel most sorry for, of course. We thought that Cher had the Batman 3 Catwoman role all sewn up. But, no, Megan Fox had to waltz in and snatch it from her. Damn you, Megan Fox. What's your Catwoman going to like, huh? All young and sexy, probably. Well that's not good enough - we wanted Batman 3 to feature a doddery 63-year-old Catwoman dressed in a vicar's doily who'd been scientifically reconstructed from scraps of medical waste. And now you've spoilt it, Megan Fox. Because you're the new Catwoman, aren't you? Aren't you? What's that? Probably not? Oh.
It's Cher who we feel most sorry for, of course. We thought that Cher had the Batman 3 Catwoman role all sewn up. But, no, Megan Fox had to waltz in and snatch it from her. Damn you, Megan Fox. What's your Catwoman going to like, huh? All young and sexy, probably. Well that's not good enough - we wanted Batman 3 to feature a doddery 63-year-old Catwoman dressed in a vicar's doily who'd been scientifically reconstructed from scraps of medical waste. And now you've spoilt it, Megan Fox. Because you're the new Catwoman, aren't you? Aren't you? What's that? Probably not? Oh.
Top 26 Comicbook Movie Babes
There's no doubt that comic book movies have included some of the hottest actresses around. It only makes sense. If you were creating a comic book story, wouldn't you draw the hottest women you could think of? So, obviously, when it comes to turning these scribbles into real people for Movieland, you really have to find the cream. And, for the most part, the studios get it right. So much so, that crunching them down into just 26 was one of the hardest tasks we have ever done. But it was worth every minute. Enjoy.
There's no doubt that comic book movies have included some of the hottest actresses around. It only makes sense. If you were creating a comic book story, wouldn't you draw the hottest women you could think of? So, obviously, when it comes to turning these scribbles into real people for Movieland, you really have to find the cream. And, for the most part, the studios get it right. So much so, that crunching them down into just 26 was one of the hardest tasks we have ever done. But it was worth every minute. Enjoy.
Batman 3: Cher Is Catwoman, So Feel Free To Gag
There's never been a perfect Catwoman, and that's because no Catwoman has ever straddled a cannon and bellowed If I Could Turn Back Time with her arse out. But that's potentially going to change with the release of Batman 3, or whatever the sequel to The Dark Knight is going to be called. That's because, according to The Mirror, Christopher Nolan's first choice to play Catwoman is none other than 62-year-old surgically modified warbler Cher. Phew, and to think that Angelina Jolie was almost Catwoman, too. That would have just been sick.
There's never been a perfect Catwoman, and that's because no Catwoman has ever straddled a cannon and bellowed If I Could Turn Back Time with her arse out. But that's potentially going to change with the release of Batman 3, or whatever the sequel to The Dark Knight is going to be called. That's because, according to The Mirror, Christopher Nolan's first choice to play Catwoman is none other than 62-year-old surgically modified warbler Cher. Phew, and to think that Angelina Jolie was almost Catwoman, too. That would have just been sick.
Batman 3: Angelina Jolie Should Be Catwoman, Says Catwoman
The Dark Knight hype-tizzy is over, right? After the deaths and the arrests and the plaudits, that's the end now, right? Michael Caine hasn't smacked a gypsy on the head with a shovel? Morgan Freeman hasn't accidentally fallen down a lift shaft? Good, then that really is the end of interminable Dark Knight hype. So let's start hyping up Batman 3 instead, then. Although nobody knows for sure who the Batman 3 villain will be, Catwoman is emerging as a fan favourite, for some completely unknown reason. And Angelina Jolie seems to be the frontrunner to play her. That's not just berserk internet lust talking - definitive 1960s Catwoman Julie Newmar seems to think she'd be a good fit, too. Still, if that falls through there's always Kerry Katona. Or death. Let's go with death.
The Dark Knight hype-tizzy is over, right? After the deaths and the arrests and the plaudits, that's the end now, right? Michael Caine hasn't smacked a gypsy on the head with a shovel? Morgan Freeman hasn't accidentally fallen down a lift shaft? Good, then that really is the end of interminable Dark Knight hype. So let's start hyping up Batman 3 instead, then. Although nobody knows for sure who the Batman 3 villain will be, Catwoman is emerging as a fan favourite, for some completely unknown reason. And Angelina Jolie seems to be the frontrunner to play her. That's not just berserk internet lust talking - definitive 1960s Catwoman Julie Newmar seems to think she'd be a good fit, too. Still, if that falls through there's always Kerry Katona. Or death. Let's go with death.
Batman 3: Catwoman & The Penguin To Remain Unemployed
The Dark Knight has whipped up such a hype frenzy that we wouldn't be surprised if it cured the blind and healed the terminally ill. In fact, people are going so potty over The Dark Knight that they've started to pretend that they've already seen it just so they can move onto speculation over Batman 3. So we may as well do the same. It's not like we've got anything better to do. Batman screenwriters David Goyer and Jonah Nolan have responded to claims that the baddies in Batman 3 will be Catwoman and The Penguin by saying that the baddies in Batman 3 definitely won't be Catwoman and The Penguin. They've got a whole raft of other villains to chose from, so why pick the two most obvious? Especially when nobody's put Lola Lasagne in a Batman movie yet.
The Dark Knight has whipped up such a hype frenzy that we wouldn't be surprised if it cured the blind and healed the terminally ill. In fact, people are going so potty over The Dark Knight that they've started to pretend that they've already seen it just so they can move onto speculation over Batman 3. So we may as well do the same. It's not like we've got anything better to do. Batman screenwriters David Goyer and Jonah Nolan have responded to claims that the baddies in Batman 3 will be Catwoman and The Penguin by saying that the baddies in Batman 3 definitely won't be Catwoman and The Penguin. They've got a whole raft of other villains to chose from, so why pick the two most obvious? Especially when nobody's put Lola Lasagne in a Batman movie yet.
