Ladies! Check Out This Adorable Kitten! Kittens, as everyone knows, are adorable. But then they grow up to be cats, and everyone knows that cats can't wait to kill you in your sleep. If only there was some way to capture the essence of a kitten and then trap it behind a screen so that it will never grow up with the desire to slash your throat with its razor-sharp cat-talons. Wait a minute! There is! After the jump is a little downloadable app with a kitten on it. You can stroke the kitten with your mouse and it'll react with joy instead of a vicious attempt to take one of your eyes out. Download it and it'll do even more stuff. After the jump...

WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 25 November 2008 10 - Eight full minutes of Mortal Kombat fatalities. Don't pretend you won't watch... 9 - Here's a cat doing an impression of hecklerspray - YouTube 8 - Insane oligarchs, why not pay $100m to punch Lennox Lewis in the face - Dailymail 7 - Once again, David Spade defies logic - ...

WEBTHUMP! Friday 24 October 2008 10 - Remember Charlie the injured cat from a few weeks ago? The webcam's still there. Watch the cat. WATCH THE CAT! - Yourcat 9 - Christopher Biggins wears some glasses. That's literally the news - Popsugar 8 - Hey Terrence Howard! You're not going to be wearing this any time soon - Slashfilm 7 - An unusually small dog. Go "aww" at this and you're banned ...

WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 15 October 2008 10 - Watch full episodes of Star Trek on YouTube, you friendless git - Lifehacker 9 - Transporter 3, the uplifting coming of age tale about a lost soul finding a voice in society - Moviemoron 8 - Alesha Dixon's new music video. It's, um, sort of OK. Probably - Popjustice 7 - Swedish people touching an electric fence. Not as much death as you'd hope for ...

WEBTHUMP! The internet in digest form. But with less pornography, sadly. 5 - Busuu.com - it's like Facebook but you learn a new language doing it rather than get publicly ridiculed for the way you're beginning to resemble members of bad 1990s American jam bands. So it's better - Busuu 4 - It's a hamster that looks like a cake. And it looks delicious, which is probably counterproductive - ...

WEBTHUMP! Starting today, here's a blast through the stuff on the internet that's been rocking our world over the last 24 hours... 5 - The all-time feline champion of What's The Time Mr Wolf... 4 - The top 25 covers of Yesterday by The Beatles. And 23 of them are crap. Redux 3 - Boyzone's new single. ...

Big Brother Betting Odds: Someone Please Kick The Annoying Kat! "The lines are closed. The votes have been verified. And I can now reveal that the first person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is... Stephanie!" And with that went my chance of making any money out of Paddy Power this week! I had my lolly on creepy Mario and his plastic wife Lisa. Surely that was a banker of a bet? But no - the voting public thought otherwise and ousted pretty young thing Steph, the only one to really stand up to the gruesome twosome and their childish bullying. Apart from those two sad acts, she was probably the only one who expected her name to be called by Davina, too. The faces of the others told that story quite clearly.

Sticky Tape Makes Cats Walk Funny: Official

Hey, cat owners! Tired of your pet basically ignoring you and dragging half-dead frogs into your house all the time? Well, why not cover them in sticky tape as a sort of freakish revenge ploy!

That seems to be the gist of this clip, anyway - it looks as if you can really bugger up a cat's ability to walk

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