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Entire Seinfeld Cast Reunites Forever. For Now.
The 90s were a decade in which hecklerspray spent most of its time picking food off of dead cats under parental supervision. The things we were picking off them were typically ice cream, maraschino cherries and large dollops of whipped cream. Our father was a dinnerware-themed taxidermist, you see, and our mother's passion was frozen dairy - the rarest of combinations. Half the time we were eating milk products out of hollowed dead mice, we did so in front of Seinfeld, which was something we westerners like to call a 'sitcom.' Speaking of which - it's coming back you know. Kinda.
The 90s were a decade in which hecklerspray spent most of its time picking food off of dead cats under parental supervision. The things we were picking off them were typically ice cream, maraschino cherries and large dollops of whipped cream. Our father was a dinnerware-themed taxidermist, you see, and our mother's passion was frozen dairy - the rarest of combinations. Half the time we were eating milk products out of hollowed dead mice, we did so in front of Seinfeld, which was something we westerners like to call a 'sitcom.' Speaking of which - it's coming back you know. Kinda.
Everyone From Skins Gets The Sack
Folks, we’ve got some good news, some bad news and some horrible news. Which do you want first?
Let’s start with the good news, shall we: The entire cast of dire TV twaddle Skins are to be made redundant! Yeah! No more undeveloped twatty stereotypes with better hair than you!
That would be so sweet if it weren't for the bad news.
Folks, we’ve got some good news, some bad news and some horrible news. Which do you want first?Let’s start with the good news, shall we: The entire cast of dire TV twaddle Skins are to be made redundant! Yeah! No more undeveloped twatty stereotypes with better hair than you!
That would be so sweet if it weren't for the bad news.
The twatty stereotypical undeveloped characters are to be replaced by twattier further stereotyped undeveloped characters with even better hair. Fuck. The good news isn’t quite so good anymore, is it? Pretend you haven’t read this bit. Delete it from your brains. It hasn’t happened.
