It’s a well-known fact that the internet’s main job is to serve up photos of naked celebrities.
And if we were to conduct performance evaluations for the internet, during which we might judge how well it is doing its job, last week we would have given it a golden badge full of golden stars, a magic rain-banishing medal, and an edible framed certificate made from delicious chocolate. Why? Because, finally, the internet has delivered the JPEG Holy Grail: naked Rihanna.

