It's December, so what does mean? Well if the big supermarkets had their way, aisles stocked full of chocolate eggs in order for the big Easter rush. But in the mean time, that time of year has come for office workers to decorate their drab offices with dreary decorations and act in a festive manner.

As everyone knows, December 25th is a time where we all give presents, can socially get blind drunk at 9am and also remember the death of our lord saviour Jesus H Christ.

He must have been dead cross when he crucified all those years ago.