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9 Trippy Cartoons That Make You Feel Like You're On Drugs

January 15th, 2013 By Tony McMillen

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Anyone who has watched thirty seconds of the Cartoon Network?s phenomenal animated program Adventure Time will tell you that the show is whackadoo insane and that watching it for even a slight amount a time will make you feel like you're on serious brain-splitting drugs.

They will then, if they have any amount of taste, tell you that they absolutely love it. This will also probably turn them into a proper fiend for the show and they?ll never miss another episode. Why is this? Because we love our cartoons, and we love them best when they're trippy, weird and when they make us feel like we're on drugs. Because we love the way drugs make us feel.

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7 Awesome 90s Cartoons Too Cool for TV Now

September 25th, 2012 By Gavin Bard

awesome 90s cartoonsDespite all the advances in technology and the inevitable but plodding progress towards a society that doesn’t treat huge swatches of its population like second class citizens who are allowed to starve to death, there is one thing that just keeps getting worse and worse. Something that is so fundamentally important to the development of our children and our culture that its decline in quality is a legitimate societal tragedy.

Cartoons.

Those of us thickly in the middle of our 20s were spoiled, spending our formative years watching Saturday morning cartoons that really pushed boundaries and tried to be as subversive as possible.

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Top 10 Retro Cartoons

November 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The word retro is often misused. People tend to mean ‘old’, rather than something new, that looks vintage. That’s what retro is. Anyway, we got thinking about retro things and, in particular, cartoons.

That’s because cartoons are the best thing ever, ever, EVER.

Of course, there was a golden age of cartoons with Bugs Bunny, Tom & Jenny, Roadrunner et all, providing us with snappy jokes, immediate punchlines and amazing, hair-raising action! But cartoons didn’t stop being good. In fact, in recent years, some ‘toons have tried to recreate that vintage animation spectacle, capturing the spirit of getting hit in the face with a pan, or better yet, a complete and utter disregard for being remotely realistic. In short, let’s look at the best retro cartoons!

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Gay Slurs Won’t Stop Billy Crystal From Taking Eddie Murphy’s Oscar Job

November 11th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

When you’re in trouble, don’t call Batman, call Billy Crystal. Especially if you’re in need of a host of the Oscars. In fact, specifically if you’re in need of a last minute host for any awards ceremony.

That’s because Billy Crystal is pretty much unable to do anything other than be a vaguely charming awards presenter these days.

So good thing Eddie Murphy quit the job after some gay slurs made everyone quit the gig, right?

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Eddie Murphy Has Been Teetotal For 18 Years (Please Start Drinking Again)

November 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Have you seen how outrageously great Eddie Murphy was back in his SNL days? Think about those fantastic films he made way back when! Beverley Hills Cop(s), Trading Places, Coming To America, 48hrs… not to mention stand-up films like Raw.

He was untouchable for a while. And then he went rubbish. Really, really dreadful.

In fact, it all started going wrong in the ’90s with dreck like The Nutty Professor, Shrek, Dr Dolittle and anything that enabled him to play all the characters at once. So what went wrong? It seems he stopped drinking, that’s what.

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Eddie Murphy To Host And Win Every Oscar In 2012

September 5th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The Oscars are great aren’t they? Tara Reid likened them to spending a few weeks in the Big Brother house… it really doesn’t get any better than that does it? And now, Eddie Murphy appears to have signed up for the show.

Now, you may be thinking that Eddie’s not done much since (allegedly) groping a drag queen’s bulge and successfully having sex with Mel B with no condom on, but you’d be wrong.

See, as Mel B found out when she had group sex with Murphy (Eddie playing the other six participants, including the token amusing overweight elderly lady), the Beverley Hills Cop has a plan to host and win all the Oscars in 2012.

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Eddie Murphy To Be Every Single Character In New Hong Kong Phooey Film, Sadly

August 11th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Eddie Murphy is a jealous, jealous man who doesn’t like to share screentime with anyone else. This is why he plays every single character in the films he makes. Of course, sets must be incredibly lonely for him.

Why else would he have willingly had sex with Mel B?

Anyway, Murphy is all set to be the voice of cartoon character Hong Kong Phooey in a new feature length caper. Don’t remember Hong Kong Phooey? Let us fill you in while being dismissive of stuff.

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Seth MacFarlane Set To Completely Sully Memory Of The Flintstones

May 17th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Family Guy may well be one of the most dismal programmes ever aired on a television anywhere on Earth, but that didn’t stop Seth MacFarlane scraping the barrel even further with the miserable American Dad and further still with the joy-vacuum of The Cleveland Show.

Quite an impressive feat you might think. How on Earth is it possible to make something more grating and unfunny as Family Guy?

Well, unbelievably, he’s going to top all of that when he takes over, revamps and utterly sullies one of the greatest animated series in television – The Flintstones. And you thought that the live action flick with John Goodman was bad!

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WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 1 April 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – In a rare moment of seriousness, there’s a very good chance that this video will move you to tears – YouTube

9 – Possibly the funniest list we’ve read in a long while – Cracked

8 – Oh boy, they don’t make cartoons like THIS any more – YouTube

7 – Want to make a robotic baboon? OK! – Instructables

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WEBTHUMP! Friday 16 January 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Here’s an endurance test. Can you make it past 10 seconds? Because we pissing well can’t…

9 – Alvin & The Chipmunks vs drugs. Drugs win – Videogum

8 – Ooh! Ghostbusters III stuff! Already! – Fanboy

7 – Because this is the internet, here’s a video of some people hurting themselves – Funnyordie

6 – The perils of online chat, a short play – Burbia

5 – RIP the LaserDisc. But, hey, say hi to Betamax in heaven for us, won’t you – Akihabara

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