Ex-Fresh Prince of Bel-Air star (and sod all else) Alfonso Ribeiro has been placed on high alert to answer inane questions about his infinitely more famous ex-colleague Will Smith’s marriage. This is the first time Alfonso has been hounded by paparazzi and reporters since he was accused of beating a supermodel to death after she supposedly called him a ‘miserable has-been’.

Alfonso won’t mind us including that completely fictional point there. It’ll keep his profile up.

It was alleged earlier this week that?Will and Jada had separated, sparking a wave of hysterical nonchalance to spread around the world.