Depending on how clued up you are, some of you may not be aware of the works of Carla Bruni.
The weekly gossip-mongers reading this may struggle to remember what terrible film remake she appeared in, or which dairy product chose her as the spokesperson for its cheese slice range. Sick of guessing? We’ll let you out of your misery. Sadly, Carla Bruni isn’t the reserve member of Girls Aloud when the ginger one falls over in sunlight.
In fact, she is none other than the wife of French prime minister Nicolas Sarkozy. Fancy us talking about someone all big and important! It does make a change from telling you what colour Katie Price’s hair is. But politics is boring we hear you cry, and your inner xenophobe will be angry that we’re mentioning the French. So what gives? What’s the big deal? Well, back in 1996 when TV wasn’t constant reality programming, Carla Bruni appeared on Channel 4’s Eurotrash. Something she probably forgot about until now.


