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Don't worry if you can't stand the fact that the new James Bond movie is called A Quantum Of Solace - turns out that God's not such a fan of it either. That's because, just a few weeks after a crazy South American mayor drove his car through a set during filming in a vicious rage, a James Bond stuntman has accidentally plunged a £120,000 Aston Martin off a road into a massive Italian lake and knackered the bastard to pieces. What's more, it's been reported that the Aston Martin was the only one available to the crew for the film. That leaves A Quantum Of Solace in a bit of a quandary - it could shell out for a new one at huge expense to the movie, or it could patch together a workaround. Which isn't too bad, because frankly we've waited too long to see 007 bring down SPECTRE with a Segway, some rollerblades, an Oyster card and a hotwired forklift truck.
History says that Johnny Depp is good at only two things: dressing like a blind man in a rag factory and running around in a funny way dressed up like a pirate.
But now it looks like we can add a third thing to the list of things Johnny Depp excels at - actually saving people's lives from certain death. It's been reported that Johnny Depp saved the lives of six extras on the set of his new movie recently by diving at them, pushing them clear of an out-of-control stunt car heading in their direction.
Which, if true, is actually quite nice. Brave even. Which is hardly very helpful for those of us who have to be rude about famous people for a living. Johnny Depp, eh? What a titting bastard.
You might have wished death on Jerry Seinfeld after Bee Movie, but it didn't work - Jerry Seinfeld is even more invincible than car crashes now.
It's emerged that Jerry Seinfeld was in a terrifying-sounding car accident last weekend in The Hamptons when his brakes gave out and, in trying to prevent a more serious accident, he flipped his vehicle.
Miraculously, Jerry Seinfeld emerged from the crash completely unscathed - something that's being put down to either remarkable fortune, the quick-thinking of Seinfeld himself or the cushioning effect of the 45 pillowcases stuffed with high-denomination banknotes that Jerry Seinfeld always keeps on him as small change.
What with all the naked pictures and teenage pregnancies, the world of children's TV has never resembled a grubby diseased whore-pit more closely than now.
But one name has managed to rise above all the trouble like some sort of wonderful teenage angel from heaven - Miley Cyrus. But not any more.
Fans have caught Miley Cyrus doing something so disgusting, so downright immoral and depraved and - yes, we'll say it - evil that it's left her army of adoring supporters reeling in horror. That's right - someone saw Miley Cyrus riding in the back of a car without a seatbelt on. No, that's not a euphemism for unprotected sex - Miley Cyrus actually didn't wear a seatbelt in the back of a car once. What a bitch.
Although it's an understatement to call Sugababes personality-free, Amelle Berrabah is the exception - but sadly she's got the personality of Phil Mitchell.
Amelle Berrabah was arrested late last week for apparently getting angry at her sister's house and beating up a neighbour's car. Although this is just the latest violent controversy to occur since Amelle joined Sugababes, she's strenuously denying these allegations.
When pushed for comment, Amelle tilted her head towards the sky, roared "Hulk smash! Hulk SMAAASH!" and threw a Land Rover into the sun.
Celebrity DUI arrests have been all the go this year - but now that Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland has got one, we can officially declare the trend dead.
Though he denies the charges, it's been reported that Scott Weiland - a man whose love of drugs has seen him imprisoned in the past - has been arrested after he crashed his car in Los Angeles, refused to give a blood or urine sample and then acted all impaired. Luckily nobody was hurt in the November 21 crash. Well, we say luckily, but you'd have to be a gigantic fan of badly-dated American stadium widdly-woo rawk not to be slightly bummed out that a shard of windscreen didn't fly off and damage Scott Weiland's vocal chords, at least temporarily.
