EastEnders routinely inspires violence in its viewers. OK, in us. And the violence is mainly directed at our sofa, accompanied by yells of "This is so rubbish! Why is this even on? Arrrgh!"

However, sometimes this little violent whirlpool leaks out from inside our heads and ends up elsewhere, like the outside of Lacey Turner's head.

Basically, Lacey Turner, who plays Stacey in EastEnders, got beaten up in a car park. In a supermarket car park. 

If Pierce Brosnan ever punched you in the chest, chances are you'd feel a small amount of emotional pain - as you would if you were beaten up by any old man who looks like he smells of treated leather and Old Spice.

But enough emotional pain to sue Pierce Brosnan? Photographer Robert Rosen seems to think so. Following a bewilderingly petty shoving match in a Los Angeles car park in October that variously included a rib-punch, a stomach-kick and the immortal line "Why don't you get a real fucking job?" Robert Rosen is now suing Pierce Brosnan for 'severe physical and emotional pain and injuries'. Needless to say, there'd have been a lot less emotional pain if Robert Rosen was beaten up in a car park by Daniel Craig, but Pierce Brosnan? Christ, that's so 1998.