Articles tagged with: Car Crash
Megan Fox Drinks Vinegar, Takes Her Top Off and Pretends to be a Lesbian
Going directly against the orders of Michael Bay, Megan Fox seems to be doing exactly the opposite to piling on some poundage. Whereas the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world's wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out with vinegar. No, we have no idea either. But, reports have flooded in on all the websites you would hope to print them - namely the ones aimed at already-image-conscious young teenage girls, who are now likely to think that drinking vinegar is a viable dieting option. What a great example these Hollywood types set each and every day.
Going directly against the orders of Michael Bay, Megan Fox seems to be doing exactly the opposite to piling on some poundage. Whereas the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world's wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out with vinegar. No, we have no idea either. But, reports have flooded in on all the websites you would hope to print them - namely the ones aimed at already-image-conscious young teenage girls, who are now likely to think that drinking vinegar is a viable dieting option. What a great example these Hollywood types set each and every day.
Shia LaBeouf Keeps His Finger, Loses His Shot as New Indy. Rest of the World: Happy at Outcome.
For once it would appear that there's some good news about Shia LaBeouf - both with regards to his mangled hand and his movie career. In news sure to bring a smile to The Beef's little face, it turns out that his recent car accident will not result in the amputation of his little finger, as has been reported all over the world of the superstars these last couple of days. While the rumours were rampant that Shia himself had told producers on Transformers 2 that he would have to have his Beef pinky removed, these have been greeted by his rep as being 'fabricated' and 'totally untrue'. Which is good for him. What's good for everyone else in the world, though, is the news that George Lucas has seemingly gone back on his original statement that Shiny McBeef would be the new Indiana Jones. For the first time in what would appear to be an absolute age, Lucas seems to have made 'the right decision'. Obviously he followed it up with another bad decision immediately thereafter, but you have to really learn to love those small victories.
For once it would appear that there's some good news about Shia LaBeouf - both with regards to his mangled hand and his movie career. In news sure to bring a smile to The Beef's little face, it turns out that his recent car accident will not result in the amputation of his little finger, as has been reported all over the world of the superstars these last couple of days. While the rumours were rampant that Shia himself had told producers on Transformers 2 that he would have to have his Beef pinky removed, these have been greeted by his rep as being 'fabricated' and 'totally untrue'. Which is good for him. What's good for everyone else in the world, though, is the news that George Lucas has seemingly gone back on his original statement that Shiny McBeef would be the new Indiana Jones. For the first time in what would appear to be an absolute age, Lucas seems to have made 'the right decision'. Obviously he followed it up with another bad decision immediately thereafter, but you have to really learn to love those small victories.
Shia LaBeouf Selfishly Forces Transformers 2 to be Completely (Slightly) Changed
It's something we've all been taught from a young age, from our days of appearing in school productions of whatever rubbish the teachers thought our parents may want to see: don't ruin your body parts when you're playing the lead character. It's something that maybe, possibly just should have been taught to everyone's favourite beef machine, Shia LaBeouf, before he was involved in a smashed-up cartastrophe a week ago. Unfortunately it seems that noone did teach Beefy this one life lesson, and the manchild has ended up with something of a mashed up hand. Halfway through filming Transformers 2. You broke the golden rule, Shia. Silly boy. Fear not though, as director extraordinairre and all-round BOOM! BLAMMO! KABLAM! personality Michael Bay may well have a solution to the age-old problem of children crashing their cars halfway through filming huge-budget blockbusters: give him a CGI hand four times bigger than his head that transforms into a public toilet - of death. What do you mean that's not what he said? Ohhhh - he said he'd probably just write it into the script somehow. Makes more sense, we suppose.
It's something we've all been taught from a young age, from our days of appearing in school productions of whatever rubbish the teachers thought our parents may want to see: don't ruin your body parts when you're playing the lead character. It's something that maybe, possibly just should have been taught to everyone's favourite beef machine, Shia LaBeouf, before he was involved in a smashed-up cartastrophe a week ago. Unfortunately it seems that noone did teach Beefy this one life lesson, and the manchild has ended up with something of a mashed up hand. Halfway through filming Transformers 2. You broke the golden rule, Shia. Silly boy. Fear not though, as director extraordinairre and all-round BOOM! BLAMMO! KABLAM! personality Michael Bay may well have a solution to the age-old problem of children crashing their cars halfway through filming huge-budget blockbusters: give him a CGI hand four times bigger than his head that transforms into a public toilet - of death. What do you mean that's not what he said? Ohhhh - he said he'd probably just write it into the script somehow. Makes more sense, we suppose.
The Hulk Hogan Saga: Volume MCVII
Hulk Hogan really should stick to the things he knows get people on his side. Rip your flimsy vest off and expose us to your leathery pectorals, stomp around huffing and puffing and generally be unable to wrestle. That's the Hulk Hogan we know and love. Though, to be honest, that kind of behaviour has become embarrassing over the last decade or so. But one thing you shouldn't - you absolutely should not - do is to say that your son ruining the life of a friend through reckless driving is "God's will." Just as Hulk did the other day. Oops.
Hulk Hogan really should stick to the things he knows get people on his side. Rip your flimsy vest off and expose us to your leathery pectorals, stomp around huffing and puffing and generally be unable to wrestle. That's the Hulk Hogan we know and love. Though, to be honest, that kind of behaviour has become embarrassing over the last decade or so. But one thing you shouldn't - you absolutely should not - do is to say that your son ruining the life of a friend through reckless driving is "God's will." Just as Hulk did the other day. Oops.
Hogan Speaks Out On His Son, While His Wife Gets Off With a 19-Year-Old
This time last year Hulk Hogan was probably a very happy (and large) man. He had a wife, two kids, a huge house, a reality TV show, legions of adoring fans and an incredible moustache. Life was rosy for ol' Terry, king of the Legdrop of Doom. Then his prat of a son went and crashed his car while travelling at silly speeds, making a vegetable out of a good friend. Not content with ruining both his and his friend's lives, young Nick Bollea went on to be incarcerated and was placed in solitary. Obviously, the Hulkster wasn't too happy with this, but he kept up a brave front.
This time last year Hulk Hogan was probably a very happy (and large) man. He had a wife, two kids, a huge house, a reality TV show, legions of adoring fans and an incredible moustache. Life was rosy for ol' Terry, king of the Legdrop of Doom. Then his prat of a son went and crashed his car while travelling at silly speeds, making a vegetable out of a good friend. Not content with ruining both his and his friend's lives, young Nick Bollea went on to be incarcerated and was placed in solitary. Obviously, the Hulkster wasn't too happy with this, but he kept up a brave front.
Hulk Hogan’s Other Kid Crashes Her Car A Bit Too
Back when Hulk Hogan was in his prime, the only things he'd destroy were a series of flimsy T-shirts and the national flags of his foreign rivals. But that's not enough for Hulk Hogan's kids. First Hogan's son Nick wrote off his car - and any chances of his passenger having a normal life - in a spectacular crash, and now it turns out that Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke has been in a car crash of her own. Brooke Hogan getting into a car accident just days after her younger brother was sentenced to eight months in prison for his crash is just plainly irresponsible. If only Brooke had the foresight to make the news for something unrelated to an automobile accident - maybe stabbing a pensioner in the neck or becoming a prostitute - we're sure her father would be sleeping much more easily at night.
Back when Hulk Hogan was in his prime, the only things he'd destroy were a series of flimsy T-shirts and the national flags of his foreign rivals. But that's not enough for Hulk Hogan's kids. First Hogan's son Nick wrote off his car - and any chances of his passenger having a normal life - in a spectacular crash, and now it turns out that Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke has been in a car crash of her own. Brooke Hogan getting into a car accident just days after her younger brother was sentenced to eight months in prison for his crash is just plainly irresponsible. If only Brooke had the foresight to make the news for something unrelated to an automobile accident - maybe stabbing a pensioner in the neck or becoming a prostitute - we're sure her father would be sleeping much more easily at night.
Sandra Bullock Almost Killed To Death By Drugged-Up Driver
Nineties heartthrob Sandra Bullock has narrowly escaped death after her car was hit by a drug-crazed female driver. The drug in question is the one which is responsible for more deaths each year than cocaine, heroin and crack combined. It is the one which is smelt on the breath of 40% of reported violent criminals, 78% of assaulters and 88% of criminal damagers. Worst of all, it is the drug most responsible for the current record-breaking human-population on earth. It’s alcohol - obviously.
Nineties heartthrob Sandra Bullock has narrowly escaped death after her car was hit by a drug-crazed female driver. The drug in question is the one which is responsible for more deaths each year than cocaine, heroin and crack combined. It is the one which is smelt on the breath of 40% of reported violent criminals, 78% of assaulters and 88% of criminal damagers. Worst of all, it is the drug most responsible for the current record-breaking human-population on earth. It’s alcohol - obviously.
Britney Spears In Truly Newsworthy Car Accident
If a regular person like you were to be involved in a car accident, the only way you could expect to make the headlines would be if it involved an overturned lorry, five squashed school kids, one heavily concussed granny and a rescue effort from Tom Cruise. And even then you probably wouldn’t get a name mention, just simply be referred to as ‘man’, and if your really, really lucky, that’ll be prefixed with a description of your race. Whereas, if you’re Britney Spears, all you need do to start a worldwide ‘Car-crash!’ frenzy is gently kiss your bumper against the car in front, with not so much as one injury - fatal or otherwise - or even so much as a scratch on yours or any other person's vehicle. The lucky bitch.
If a regular person like you were to be involved in a car accident, the only way you could expect to make the headlines would be if it involved an overturned lorry, five squashed school kids, one heavily concussed granny and a rescue effort from Tom Cruise. And even then you probably wouldn’t get a name mention, just simply be referred to as ‘man’, and if your really, really lucky, that’ll be prefixed with a description of your race. Whereas, if you’re Britney Spears, all you need do to start a worldwide ‘Car-crash!’ frenzy is gently kiss your bumper against the car in front, with not so much as one injury - fatal or otherwise - or even so much as a scratch on yours or any other person's vehicle. The lucky bitch.
