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Hayley Atwell Nude Photos Finally Revealed Here (37 PICS)

Known for her role as Agent Peggy Carter in the Captain America and Marvel TV spin-offs, Hayley Atwell is an attractive American-British actress who was born in London.

We know you’re here to see her nudes but we must unfortunately inform you that unfortunately, Lady Atwell has deemed it unsuitable to appear naked in front of the camera. It is unbecoming for a beauty of her stature and so one should not hope to see anything more than the collected imaginings below, which should suffice for now until reality takes over. Bon appetit.

Disney Changes The Name Of The Avengers, Let’s All Blame Honor Blackman

February 29th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Hands up if you were excited seeing The Avengers when it gets released in April. Well we?ll just go ahead and chop those hands off because it seems that you won't be seeing The Avengers anytime soon. Nope. Disney has decided that the great British public, those responsible for making Katie Price a business woman, are too stupid to realise that a film being released in 2012 has absolutely no similarities to a 1960s TV show.

What's that about?

What's that about, indeed hecklersprayers? Disney, who bought Marvel Entertainment in 2009 for $4 billion, thinks that you're too stupid to differentiate between different characters four decades apart. Too stupid to realise that Captain America never appeared with John Steed. Too bumbling to see that Scarlett Johansson was clearly too young to be in it.

Marvel’s The Avengers Trailer Looks Really, Really Stupid

August 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

One of the big talking points from the Super Bowl commercial break was… well… Clint Eastwood. Away from that though, there’s a little excitement surrounding the trailer for Marvel’s The Avengers movie.

While most superhero flicks are brooding like Batman at the moment, it appears that The Avengers film is going to be pleasingly dumb, if the trailer is anything to go by.

So if you want to see it, strap in and watch things explode with?Captain America (Chris Evans), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr), Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow) and Hulk get into a giant scrap with a fella with long, greasy hair.

Smell Like A Superhero; Don’t Worry, It’s Not Condorman

January 24th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Ever wanted to smell like one of Marvel?s finest? Of course you have. If you said you'd be a stinking liar. See what we did there? Stinking. It's a joke! A funny joke! Oh, shut up a second and we?ll tell you how you can.

We've always longed for our lady friends to smell like Black Widow, and for our friends to smell like rejection, fear and Michael Fassbender: just like the X-Men.

The good people at Jads International, which sounds a lot like one of the stripping troupes that frequently visit the HS bedsit (Nads International) are bringing you a range of aftershaves that are themed around the main characters from the upcoming, and not at all Marvel?s last chance-saloon, The Avengers.

Superman Returns To Krypton

July 22nd, 2011 By Kris Silver

2011 appears to be the year of the big budget comic book movie. When it comes to adaptations of graphic novels, we're being spoiled rotten right now.

Marvel?s first avenger, Captain America has just hit cinemas worldwide, Green Lantern? well, it happened didn't it? and we've been given 3 brand spanking new teaser trailers to salivate over.

New offerings from Batman, Spiderman and The Avengers may well be due soon, but one hero currently not donning his tightest pants in preparation to be thrust back into the spotlight like some weird pervert is Superman.

Look! The Captain America Trailer! Show Enthusiasm!

March 24th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

There’s been a lot of buzz surrounding the release of the new Captain America film, despite the fact that, as superheroes go, Captain America is pretty lame. He’s called Captain America for starters – how lame is that?

Anyway, the first full movie trailer for Paramount/Marvel flick has arrived online, much to everyone’s initial thrill.

Captain America: The First Avenger has been directed by Joe Johston (who did… uh… Jurassic Park III and Jumanji… Christ, this is going to be awful isn’t it?) and stars (no, not that one) Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell, Hugo Weaving, Stanley Tucci, Sebastian Stan, Toby Jones, Samuel L. Jackson, Dominic Cooper, Tommy Lee Jones, Derek Luke and Neal McDonough. For the most part: Who? Whatever. Trailer is over the jump.

WEBTHUMP! 14 July 2010

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Are you a fan of chicken, lager, dressing gowns and fishing rods? Gazza is, so you should be too – Gazzasfavouritethings

9 – Hugh Hefner discusses Viagra. We dare you to click the link – AmyGrindhouse

8 – A nervous child sings Happy Birthday. It’s funny because he’s traumatised – Buzzfeed

7 – Different animals fighting each other. Awesome – Asylum

Samuel L Jackson To Essentially Star In Every Marvel Film Ever

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

If all the Virgin Media TV adverts haven’t already made you utterly sick of Samuel L Jackson’s face, we’ve got good news.

You’ll be seeing more of it. A lot more. In fact, if you plan on seeing any Marvel movie over the next decade, chances are that at some point Samuel L Jackson is going to walk on as Nick Fury, waggle his good eye around and bugger off again.

Because Marvel has just signed Samuel L Jackson up for nine movies – including Iron Man 2, Thor, Thor 2, Captain America and the long-awaited Nick Fury Sings The Hits Of Genesis.

Captain America To Be Directed By… Oh. Really? That Guy?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Part of what has made Marvel’s forays into feature films so exciting is the quality of director it has managed to secure for each movie.

Whether it’s an indie darling like Jon Favreau directing Iron Man, a theatrical powerhouse like Kenneth Branagh helming Thor or a thrilling young up-and-comer like Louis Leterrier taking on The Incredible Hulk, Marvel has always managed to impress. So, with that in mind, who has Marvel signed on to direct Captain America, one of the most iconic characters in its stable?

Joe Johnston. Come on, you know, Joe Johnston. The man who directed Jurassic Park III. And, um, The Rocketeer. Oh, you know him. He wrote one episode of the Star Wars Droids cartoon spin-off in 1895. Joe Johnston, you know. Old Joey Jo-Jo Johnston. This Captain America film is going to freaking rule.

Captain America Starred In The Incredible Hulk. No, Really

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

The Incredible Hulk was jam-packed with cameos – Tony Stark was there, as were the ghosts of all your dead relatives asking why you were watching such a bad film.

Or maybe that was just us. Anyway, once cameo in The Incredible Hulk that you might have missed was Captain America. Seriously. Captain America really was in The Incredible Hulk, but only if you bought the DVD and then squinted until your eyes bled for one specific millisecond during a deleted scene set in the arctic.