Atomic Kitten. Remember them? They were good weren’t they? Oh, that’s right they were amazingly gash but they did release ‘Whole Again’, a song loved by chav women the world over and so heartbreakingly rubbish we once set fire to our own ears in disgust and swore we’d never listen to pop music EVER again.
Kerry Katona used to be in this terrible band until she ran off with potato faced Brian McFadden, shagged him so ferociously babies came out of her vagina and ended up pretending to shop in Iceland while not-so-secretly hoovering up big giant lines of white stuff on camera.
While she’s been on the telly for the past 80 years, blubbering about what a raging mess she is, the others have been quietly growing older and one of them even had a birthday party to celebrate another year of not quite being as famous as that mentalist Katona.
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Caprice, eh? Don’t hear much from her these days, do you? Not since that time she pleaded guilty to drink driving in court, anyway.
But still, aside from getting hammered on booze and driving around in an irresponsible fashion, it’s almost as if Caprice has disappeared off the face of the Earth. That’s a shame, because we were really keen to find out who she considers to be her style icons. And now we’ll never find out, so we may as just bloody well kill ourselves.
Except, wait, no – OSOYOU has somehow managed to track Caprice down. Rumour has it they found her living in a cave in a faraway forest where she’s grown a full-length beard, is married to a feral mountain goat and exists purely on a diet of raw bat guano. And thanks to this remarkable discovery, we’re finally able to read what Caprice’s top style tips are. Nice to have to back, Caprice.
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Caprice Interview – OSOYOU
Caprice, eh? Don't hear much from her these days, do you? Not since that time she pleaded guilty to drink driving in court, anyway.
But still, aside from getting hammered on booze and driving around in an irresponsible fashion, it's almost as if Caprice has disappeared off the face of the Earth. That's a shame, because we were really keen to find out who she considers to be her style icons. And now we'll never find out, so we may as just bloody well kill ourselves.
Except, wait, no - OSOYOU has somehow managed to track Caprice down. Rumour has it they found her living in a cave in a faraway forest where she's grown a full-length beard, is married to a feral mountain goat and exists purely on a diet of raw bat guano. And thanks to this remarkable discovery, we're finally able to read what Caprice's top style tips are. Nice to have to back, Caprice.
Read more:
Caprice Interview - OSOYOU
