Articles tagged with: Cancer
Heather Mills Wishes/Unwishes (delete as appropriate) Cancer On The Bad People
Much can be said about Heather Mills. Much has been said about Heather Mills. It's safe to say that we aren't the only ones who have said things about Heather Mills. So we did kind of expect her to fight back in some way, what with her being a bit "interesting" in the head. What we didn't expect was that she'd wish cancer on anyone who had ever wronged her, tumours on those who had slighted her and death to those who gave her funny looks. Sure, she denied she'd actually said that, but we happen to trust The Observer over Bionic Commandette.
Much can be said about Heather Mills. Much has been said about Heather Mills. It's safe to say that we aren't the only ones who have said things about Heather Mills. So we did kind of expect her to fight back in some way, what with her being a bit "interesting" in the head. What we didn't expect was that she'd wish cancer on anyone who had ever wronged her, tumours on those who had slighted her and death to those who gave her funny looks. Sure, she denied she'd actually said that, but we happen to trust The Observer over Bionic Commandette.
Patrick Swayze Decides To Write His Entire Life Story
Plenty of people have profited from Patrick Swayze's cancer - and, yes novelty 'NOBODY PUTS PANCREATIC CANCER IN A CORNER' T-shirt vendors, we're looking at you. So why not Patrick Swayze himself? It's been reported that Patrick Swayze will pen a memoir with the help of his wife Lisa. The book will span Swayze's entire life - which means, unless things take a turn for the better soon, it's going to have an incredibly depressing ending. Because, Jesus, The Beast? Have you actually seen that thing? Talk about a terrible way to end an autobiography. Way to bum us all out, Patrick.
Plenty of people have profited from Patrick Swayze's cancer - and, yes novelty 'NOBODY PUTS PANCREATIC CANCER IN A CORNER' T-shirt vendors, we're looking at you. So why not Patrick Swayze himself? It's been reported that Patrick Swayze will pen a memoir with the help of his wife Lisa. The book will span Swayze's entire life - which means, unless things take a turn for the better soon, it's going to have an incredibly depressing ending. Because, Jesus, The Beast? Have you actually seen that thing? Talk about a terrible way to end an autobiography. Way to bum us all out, Patrick.
Now Patrick Swayze Headbutts Pneumonia In The Face, Too
Nobody could have ever expected Patrick Swayze - the man who wrote the embarrassingly weedy She's Like The Wind, remember - to be this strong. As if battling stage 4 pancreatic cancer and holding on for much longer than anyone anticipated wasn't enough, Patrick Swayze now also has pneumonia beat. Last week Patrick Swayze checked himself into hospital with pneumonia, but he's already well enough to be released. It just goes to show Patrick Swayze's tenacity. In fact, we're starting to think that this Ghost's final scene all over again - God isn't letting Patrick Swayze die until he chops a baddie in half with a window or something.
Nobody could have ever expected Patrick Swayze - the man who wrote the embarrassingly weedy She's Like The Wind, remember - to be this strong. As if battling stage 4 pancreatic cancer and holding on for much longer than anyone anticipated wasn't enough, Patrick Swayze now also has pneumonia beat. Last week Patrick Swayze checked himself into hospital with pneumonia, but he's already well enough to be released. It just goes to show Patrick Swayze's tenacity. In fact, we're starting to think that this Ghost's final scene all over again - God isn't letting Patrick Swayze die until he chops a baddie in half with a window or something.
Patrick Swazye Gives Himself Two Years
When Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with cancer last year he was initially given five weeks to live, a deadline he easily beat. But hold your horses, everyone. Just because he managed to beat one depressingly short cancer prognosis, Patrick Swayze wants everyone to know that he's not going to live forever. In fact, in a bleak reality check during an interview with Barbara Walters, Patrick Swayze has only given himself two more years. Patrick Swayze has got guts - making that admission while staring directly at a million-year-old bouffant Skeletor who logic dictates he should survive by several decades? That's bravery.
When Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with cancer last year he was initially given five weeks to live, a deadline he easily beat. But hold your horses, everyone. Just because he managed to beat one depressingly short cancer prognosis, Patrick Swayze wants everyone to know that he's not going to live forever. In fact, in a bleak reality check during an interview with Barbara Walters, Patrick Swayze has only given himself two more years. Patrick Swayze has got guts - making that admission while staring directly at a million-year-old bouffant Skeletor who logic dictates he should survive by several decades? That's bravery.
Patrick Swayze Wants You All To Know That He Isn’t Dead Yet
The fact that Patrick Swayze is still around nine months after he was apparently given five weeks to live is clearly impressive. What's more impressive is that Patrick Swayze has got his pancreatic cancer on the run. He's responding well enough to the treatment that he's even made his own, admittedly quite rubbish-looking TV show. So Patrick Swayze doesn't seem like he's on death's door. And if you think he is, keep it to yourself, because Patrick Swayze is so furious about it that it's all he can do not to get all penultimate scene of Ghost on your arse.
The fact that Patrick Swayze is still around nine months after he was apparently given five weeks to live is clearly impressive. What's more impressive is that Patrick Swayze has got his pancreatic cancer on the run. He's responding well enough to the treatment that he's even made his own, admittedly quite rubbish-looking TV show. So Patrick Swayze doesn't seem like he's on death's door. And if you think he is, keep it to yourself, because Patrick Swayze is so furious about it that it's all he can do not to get all penultimate scene of Ghost on your arse.
Michael Crichton: An Appreciation
Sad news - author Michael Crichton has died after a battle with cancer, it has been announced. He was 66. While some will say that Michael Crichton's legacy will be Jurassic Park, the best-selling novel that was turned into movie phenomenon; or ER, the TV series he created from his own experiences ...
Patrick Swayze Really Not A Fan Of The Whole Cancer Thing
The last time Patrick Swayze had a second chance it was in the movie Ghost, and he used it to cut a bloke in half with a window. And now Patrick Swayze has been given another second chance, and this one is perhaps even more remarkable. When he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze was supposedly given five weeks to live. That was back in March, and not only has Swayze not died, but he's also managed to star in a TV show in the meantime as well. So Patrick Swayze has hit the promotional circuit, giving a bracingly upbeat interview to the New York Times where he revealed how proud he is of his continued recovery while admitting that chemotherapy is 'hell on wheels'. It must be working, though, because Swayze is doing a fairly good impression of a man on the mend. Maybe our dream of seeing Red Dawn 2: Zombie Commies get made wasn't so stupid after all.
The last time Patrick Swayze had a second chance it was in the movie Ghost, and he used it to cut a bloke in half with a window. And now Patrick Swayze has been given another second chance, and this one is perhaps even more remarkable. When he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze was supposedly given five weeks to live. That was back in March, and not only has Swayze not died, but he's also managed to star in a TV show in the meantime as well. So Patrick Swayze has hit the promotional circuit, giving a bracingly upbeat interview to the New York Times where he revealed how proud he is of his continued recovery while admitting that chemotherapy is 'hell on wheels'. It must be working, though, because Swayze is doing a fairly good impression of a man on the mend. Maybe our dream of seeing Red Dawn 2: Zombie Commies get made wasn't so stupid after all.
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 30 October 2008
10 - People smiling for two minutes. We're going to vomit. Seriously... 9 - A French man gets his arm stuck down a toilet. Ha ha ha - BBC 8 - Please let this be true: Guy Ritchie's Madonna: The Movie - Holy Moly 7 - A slightly disgusting miles per gallon calculator for ...
