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5 Creepy Celebrity Halloween Masks

October 9th, 2012 By Chris Starr

Halloween

Hey everybody! Halloween is here soon! That means one thing – you need to plan your Halloween outfit, like, now. Otherwise you’ll be left looking stupid at the Halloween parties while everyone else is dressed to the nines in, well, very little.

Halloween is a great time of year – and this is from someone who is a Halloween grinch. Why? Because you can walk through the streets of any city in the world and see a bunch of people wearing alternatively stupid and sexy outfits, and it’s totally alright to point and laugh or ogle. In fact, it’s encouraged. Halloween is a time for people to let their inner extrovert out in the form of stupid clothing.

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The Queen, Kate Middleton and Camilla Go On Wild Girls’ Night At Fortnum & Mason’s

March 2nd, 2012 By Becca Day-Preston

Bored of sitting on their arses in separate palaces, eating swan pate and beating servants, the Queen, Kate Middleton and Camilla Parker Bowles decided to go on a raucous girls? night out at Fortnum & Mason’s, where they ate indestructible biscuits, and Kate practiced her bending down to smile at children skills.

Once inside, away from the cameras, we can only assume that various nubile members of Fortnums staff were forced to strip naked and throw foie gras at each other while the royal wenches laughed and laughed.

All wearing blue jackets to cover their crudely printed ?Windsor Gals ON THA LASH!? t-shirts, they embarked on a short meet and greet where Kate Middleton smiled at literally four or five carefully selected cute children, and Camilla managed to go ten minutes without actually snarling at anyone, which is nice.

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