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Yes, These Cameron Diaz Nudes Are Totally Real (59 PICS)

Cameron Diaz has been around for a while. We all watched her when she exploded into the limelight with The Mask, laughed with her in There’s Something About Mary and enjoyed her action skills in Charlie’s Angels. Now you’ll get to see her nude. Isn’t life swell?

Diaz has gotten naked on film before although it’s always been really rapid nip flashes as she moves around on-screen. She’s always been coy with getting all nudey in front of the camera although she spends a lot of time not wearing clothes for the movie Sex Tape. She’s like a really shy camera-eluding hamster.

Cameron Diaz is Really Rushed This Whole Marriage Thing

January 9th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

After dating for 10 minutes and being engaged for like?5, Cameron Diaz married Benji Madden on January 5th in a star-studded ceremony held in her backyard, because all famous bitches get married at star-studded ceremonies in their backyard. It’s why I don’t believe any of these?people actually want “privacy”, because as soon as a white tent goes up in a celebrity’s backyard in LA the paparazzi KNOW a wedding is happening. Backyard weddings are the opposite of low-key and subtle in Hollywood, but I digress.

Cameron married the less significant Madden brother (a man who formerly used to grind on Paris Hilton WILLINGLY) surrounded by pals like her scissor sister, Drew Barrymore, and now sister-in-law, Nicole Richie. Party animal and forever cunt, Gwyneth Paltrow, was also in attendance so you KNOW shit got wild, because that bitch parties with Beyonc? and Jay Z.

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden: A Match Made in Random

May 20th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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When it comes to the world of celebrity couples, I guess that nothing really seems random to me anymore. After Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got married everything was sort of like “Whatever”, but, I have to say, I didn’t see the pairing of Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz coming.

Cam has dated guys like Justin Timberlake and Jared Leto. Benji has dated Paris Hilton. I think it’s pretty safe to say that one of them is upgrading while the other is downgrading (and I shouldn’t have to point out who is doing what).

Cameron Diaz Has Stank Pits

April 26th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

You just have to love it when totally unqualified celebrities take it upon themselves to educate the masses about science and shit.? At first, Cameron Diaz’s whole “Let me teach you are your vagina” shtick was kind of amusing.? Now, however, it is just starting to get annoying and is veering slowly towards Jenny McCarthy-type of stupid land.

I don’t know what it is about fame that makes so many think they suddenly are experts in things like science, or history, or politics.? Newsflash actors and actresses- portraying someone intelligent on the big screen does not make you a MENSA member.?

Cameron Diaz Understands Women, Knows They Want to Be Objectified

November 25th, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

Having not been terribly relevant for a while now, Cameron Diaz has recently made headlines by objectifying herself?in an interview in which she discusses how women enjoy objectifying themselves.

Are you listening ladies? Because I’m not sure if you’re all aware, but you enjoy taking your clothes off to be ogled by strangers.

Rihanna Is Not Dating Ashton Kutcher, Stopping Advent Of World’s Most Ghoulish Couple

March 29th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Did you hear the one about Rihanna being romantically linked to Ashton Kutcher? If you didn’t, you’ve not been reading hecklerspray and, frankly, we hate you for that. There has been reports that the two were knocking their uglies together though.

A dreadful, honking notion, don’t you think?

Well, it seems RiRi isn’t letting The Kutch part her lips with his long, coyote-esque peen which is great news for Demi Moore who looked for all the world like she was going to top herself over the whole thing. So what does Ri have to say about it all?

Demi Moore Understandably Devastated By Ashton Kutcher And Rihanna Having It Off With Each Other

March 28th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

In what universe is it okay to see Ashton Kutcher and Rihanna in a relationship? Just how did we smite thee god, to end up with such a repugnant pair, followed closely by a broken Demi Moore?

This is what is happening according to reports and rumours.

The vapid Kutch is rumoured to be having a thing with the odious, wearisome faux-nymph Rihanna, which of course, is ruining Demi Moore who has been looking rather unhinged and fragile since Bruce Willis left her some time in 4,000BC.

Ashton Kutcher To Be Sent Into Space (Where He’ll Probably Get Killed By Alien)

March 20th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

He’s littered film, blighted television, ruined Demi Moore’s life and now Ashton Kutcher is ready to spoil the impossible, empty beauty of space by flying there in a special space-plane. What a berk.

The Two and a Half Men star has officially signed up to go into space with Virgin Galactic’s billionaire founder, Richard Branson.

It is thought that Branson secretly plans to eject Kutcher into the deep, dark void and watch him explode among the hanging orbs, waiting for Alien to come and stick its tail straight through his massive neck. Stephen Hawking will watch from a circling ‘spectator drone’.

Demi Moore Still Obviously Insane: She Wants Ashton Kutcher Back

March 14th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

If you’ve been keeping an eye on Demi Moore, then you’ll agree that she’s looked pretty unhinged since Bruce Willis left her engineering miracle of an arse. Dead behind the eyes, motionless face and of course, willingly humping Ashton Kutcher.

Recently, she had a breakdown of sorts and went to rehab after taking some recreationals in the fallout of Kutch having sex with a young woman in a hot tub. On his wedding anniversary to Demi.

So, while no-one really cares whether Moore pulls out of this funk, we have to show vague,?condescending concern about her because that’s what gossip rags are supposed to do. The honest among you will be tickled pink at the notion that she’s still completely fucking insane thanks to the rumour that she is gulpingly desperate to get Ashton back. Drugs eh?

Demi Moore Hates Cameron Diaz So Much, She Bans Her From A Party She Didn’t Even Go To

February 27th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Even though she’s apparently holed-up in some rehab or other, whacked off laughing gas and a potential eating disorder, that doesn’t mean Demi Moore hasn’t got the time to be a raving, controlling lunatic as well.

See, even though she wasn’t ever going to attend any Oscar parties this year, that didn’t stop her from reportedly banning?Cameron Diaz from Madonna’s annual Oscars soiree.

And why on Earth would she want to ban Cameron Diaz from a party she’s not attending? Well, ladies and gentleladies, it is all based around jealousy.