Captain America Starred In The Incredible Hulk. No, Really
The Incredible Hulk was jam-packed with cameos - Tony Stark was there, as were the ghosts of all your dead relatives asking why you were watching such a bad film. Or maybe that was just us. Anyway, once cameo in The Incredible Hulk that you might have missed was
Captain America. Seriously. Captain America ...
Queen Latifa Sues Something With A Christmas Theme
There was a time when we seriously considered messing with Queen Latifa, but then a brick crashed through our window with a note that said "I am gonna eat you with a side salad, My Brotha." We still don't know who that was from, but today we're almost entirely in-tact and just don't really care. We figure it might have been the Queen though, so we abandoned our nefarious plans, resulting in enough spare toilet paper to last us three entire years.
We were gonna get her - but good!
Some people though, the kind that have never had masonry thrown through their living-room windows, they still think it's OK to mess with Queeny. For instance there's some crappy-looking Christmas movie that we've never heard of wherein she had a cameo - they didn't pay her for it.
Thing is - she was even on screen for several minutes!
Lindsay Lohan To Star In Ugly Betty Season Finale
Does anybody out there love Ugly Betty? Does anybody out there love
Lindsay Lohan? Does anybody out there love Ugly Betty and Lindsay Lohan?
Well, if the answer to all three is yes, then brace your bladders for this piece of news: Lindsay Lohan is reportedly going to star in…Ugly Betty!
However, if any of you out there don’t love Ugly Betty or Lindsay Lohan then, seriously, stop reading now, because the boredom you may experience from the rest of this post could be crippling.
How I Met Your Mother Trying Not To Be Freaked Out By Britney Spears
It's never nice being the new kid at school, especially when you were asked to leave the old school for crying a lot and not being able to feed yourself properly.
So, that said, Britney Spears must be feeling a lot of pressure right now as she continues filming her sitcom cameo for How I Met Your Mother.
But it's OK, because Britney Spears seems to be coping well at her new job. That's partly because her How I Met Your Mother co-stars are being somewhat effusive with their praise for her, and partly because Britney Spears clearly doesn't have the self-awareness to realise that every last frame of her cameo is going to be scrutinised for signs of mental illness until it makes the Zapruder film look like a YouTube video of a kitten in a mug.
Britney Spears To Make Haunted, Ennui-Filled Sitcom Cameo
If you want to look prettier than you actually are, the old saying goes, then go and stand next to a disfigured old gargoyle of a sweatpig hag. We're paraphrasing.
It's a saying that the producers of sitcom How I Met Your Mother know only too well. In a desperate attempt to look funnier than it actually is, How I Met Your Mother has signed up the most harrowing, ashen-faced, unquestionably tragic celebrity in the world right now for a cameo in an upcoming episode.
Yeah, it's Britney Spears. How did you guess?