Paris Hilton Moving To The Dump Known As Camden We’ve been to Camden a few times. It’s an experience to say the least when you leave the tube at Camden Town. Stand still for long enough and the local addicts will quickly assume you’re a dealer. Camden is also the spiritual home of Amy Winehouse, Sarah Harding and unfunny man Noel Fielding. Not only do you have to be content with sharing a postcode with these people, but you also have to put up with the hundreds of copycat children who don jeans so tight that their right testicle will explode from the pressured circulation. But prepare yourself for some LA glamour - Paris Hilton’s coming to town.

Amy Winehouse Cautioned For Nutting That Good Samaritan Amy Winehouse has done and got herself arrested. According to Sky News, the beehived-bandit spent last night in police custody on suspicion of the minor act of girl-assault and has been released this morning with a caution. Which basically means that her punishment (for headbutting one man who was reportedly trying to help her by hailing a taxi and punching another man in the face during an argument over a pool table) is that for the next five years she’ll have to tick the largely inconsequential ‘yes I got a caution’ box when travelling through customs. And as if that wasn’t punishment enough, it also all but ends her dreams of being accepted into the police force.