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Lena Dunham Talks Taylor Swift, Sounds Like an Idiot

October 11th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

This may come as a total shock to you, but recently, Lena Dunham spoke in an interview and…wait for it…sounded like a fucking idiot who had no idea what she was talking about. I know, I know, I’m just as appalled as you all are.

Lena was on Watch What Happens Live and was asked which one of her bestie Taylor Swift’s exes she disliked the most. She was sitting next to Maggie Gyllenhaal so she obviously couldn’t say Jake, who took Taylor’s V card and dumped her, so instead she said Calvin Harris, and her reasoning was just beautiful.

Calvin Harris Parties with Kim Kardashian

July 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For weeks now, the hashtag TaylorSwiftisOverParty has been trending, and apparently this weekend the party finally happened! Well, ok, technically it was Jennifer Lopez’s 47th birthday party (how is she 47??? She is physically flawless!!), but it was still a chance for two of the biggest Taylor haters on the internet, Kim Kardashian and Calvin Harris, to get together to laugh about the downfall of T. Swizzle.

French Montana posted the above picture to Instagram yesterday and, of course, the internet lost its mind. This pic came less than 24 hours after both Kim and Calvin individually Snapchatted themselves rapping Kanye songs and exactly a week after Kim ended Taylor via Snapchat, making the pic seem a littttttle intentional.

Taylor Swift is at it Again! (AKA Being a Bitch)

July 13th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Is it just me, or are Taylor Swift’s true Regina George colours finally starting to shine through? For years, many people have alluded to the fact that Tay Tay is actually a mega bitch who is just really good at manipulating the media and making people think she’s the picture of sweetness and innocence and everyone else is just a bunch of big bullies.

However, over the past few months, as I’ve written about in other blogs, it’s starting to seem like the Taylor Swift ruse is starting to come crumbling down, revealing the nasty little number underneath.

Kylie Jenner and Taylor Swift are TRIFLIN’

June 24th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, instead of doing two back to back blogs about ladies who are triflin’, I decided to give you all two blogs for the price of one. You can call that lazy, but I only have so much time before my slow ass Netflix account loads The First Wives Club.

ANYWAY, I’ve written a couple of blogs lately on the Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris break up and how Taylor might’ve been the one worthy of a nasty break-up album in that relationship, and I’ve got more news on that, but first, let’s talk about entertainments newest triflin’ hoe: Kylie Jenner.

Taylor Swift is being Shady AF

June 20th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, as you might remember from my last blog about Taylor, the perpetually scorned lover was doing some scorning herself, by hopping from the hot dick of Calvin Harris directly onto the hot dick of Tom Hiddleston.

Typically, I would salute Taylor for rebounding with that weirdly sexy lizard man, but then it turned out she might have been letting Tom explore her Crimson Peak (only a moderately funny joke if you’d seen that movie) before she and Calvin had broken up. The queen of calling out guys for being shady is acting all shady herself? Tut tut, Taylor.

Taylor Swift Might Be A Triflin’ Hoe

June 15th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Just when you thought you were about to get a new album from Taylor Swift filled with tragic break up jams about how Calvin Harris dumped her ass after a year, SCANDAL HITS, and it turns out Calvin might’ve ended things because Taylor was sending heart emojis to another foreign hunk.

Today the internet and Tumblr went all abuzz when pics of the oddly hunky Tom Hiddleston and Taylor surfaced a mere two weeks after Calvin and Taylor announced their break up. In these pictures, Tom and T. Swizzle can be seen kissing, holding hands, and, wait for it…taking selfies!

Taylor Swift will be Releasing an Album in 3, 2, 1…

June 2nd, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

LAS VEGAS, NV - MAY 17: Singer Taylor Swift (L) and DJ Calvin Harris attend the 2015 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 17, 2015 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/BMA2015/FilmMagic)

It’s a bittersweet day for big fans of Taylor Swift. If you love her, you’ve probably rooting for her to finally find love, but on the other hand, you want her to keep getting dumped so she can keep writing sweet jams about her exes.

For the people who just like her music and give no fucks about her emotional wellbeing, this is your lucky day, because after 15 months of dating, famous DJ (famous in that I know who he is) Calvin Harris has officially dumped T. Swift.

Taylor Swift Might Be Having Sex For Reals

April 16th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Over the years, the media (myself included) have made fun of Taylor Swift for basically being a virgin who can’t drive, who probably invites her boyfriends for sleepovers that involve tea parties with her cats and fave stuffed animals (I’m the wrong person to be making fun of that, because if you throw in “watch Love it or List it while wearing a cat night dress” you have my evening routine). However, it’s starting to seem like, GASP, T Swizzle might be doing it for reals!

As you may or may not know, Taylor has been dating Calvin Harris for like a month or so now (that we know of), and this past weekend he was seen leaving her house IN THE MORNING! Implying he had slept over. As much as it weirds me out, let’s be real: Taylor Swift is probably having sex.

Justin Bieber Somehow Manages to Keep Getting Hot Women

June 8th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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File this under: HOW?! First, Justin Bieber gets the mega babe that is Selena Gomez. Then he gets accused of home wrecking Orlando Bloom and stunning Victoria’s Secret model, Miranda Kerr. THEN he allegedly hooks up with another Victoria’s Secret bombshell, Adrianna Lima, and NOW he’s allegedly the reason that Calvin Harris and Rita Ora broke up. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Reports are now surfacing that Rita has been recording with Bieber for months and that during this whole making shitty music together process, the two have gotten really touchy feely, which is why Rita’s boyfriend, professional background music guy, Calvin Harris, has thrown her a “bitch please” and dumped her ass.

Rihanna Gets Boobs Out At God-Fearing Northern Irish Farmer

September 27th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Northern Ireland is a strange bit of the world to visit. For starters, they call underpants ‘gonks’. Secondly, they still have a man sat in a broom cupboard introducing Coronation Street. He’s called Julian and we’re told he’s the only official homosexual in the North of Ireland.

Apart from Julian, Niron had a brush with another superstar, this time, Rihanna. She was filming a video in a corn field in Bangor.

However, things took a turn for the filthy when Rihanna got her breasts out, causing an incident with a local farmer… and you don’t mess with Northern Irish farmers or you might end up in a shallow pit covered in lime, just behind the shed filled with contraband machine guns.