No matter what Dancing On Ice does in the future – even it somehow finds a cure for Piers Morgan – it will always be remembered for Todd Carty wobbling about on the rink like a drunk trying to stand up on a lilo in a pool.
Maybe that’s because the celebrities hired for the show are so eye-poppingly poor that no-one ever really manges to recall a full memory of the show… and the new series looks like it’ll be no different.
That’s because Vanilla Ice and Calum Best are being lined up to take part in the Strictly Come Ice Skating show, as well as a whole other bunch of no marks. Read More >>>
Remember when MTV used to be remotely hip, cutting edge and worth watching?
The very same days when it used to play the occasional music video as well. Times have now changed and seemingly anyone that’s been in the papers is getting their own show on the once-credible network.
In the past, viewers have had to endure washed up pop star Lisa Scott Lee and her crap attempt at trying to get a song into the charts. Even the human car crash that is Kerry Katona has given us a warts-and-all show, literally, to give an insight into the life of a fame-hungry, media-seeking bint, who also happens to be another failed musician. If you can call her that. And lest we forget Tila Tequila, social crusader.
He may not be a singer of any kind, but Calum Best has pointlessly been baptised into the celebrity world. His dad was a footballer, you know. And a chap with a passion for alcohol, so much so it broke his liver. So, simply because he came from Best Snr’s semen, young Calum automatically becomes famous… ?
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Lindsay Lohan got a huge career boost when she went topless for a magazine, so just imagine the boost she'll get from a video of her with her gob wrapped around Calum Best's dirty fudgestick.
That's right – it looks as if Lindsay Lohan's gone and got herself one of those new fangled sex tapes.
Although the reports of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape are based on just one blurry frame of a woman who looks a bit like Lindsay Lohan doing a blowjob on a bloke who might be Calum Best, that's still enough for everyone to confidently assert that a Lindsay Lohan sex tape exists. And who are we to disagree with evidence like that?
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