Billie Piper has done so many things that we'll never get to do – she's had hit singles, performed Shakespeare and done things to Chris Evans' genitals that don't bear thinking about.
But there's one thing that Billie Piper will never be, and that's a bigshot Hollywood actress. And the sad thing is it's all her fault. Or, to be more specific, it's the fault of her boobies.
Because she went topless in a TV show about a filthy whore, Billie Piper now fears that she's ruined her chances of being an A-list movie star. Or as she puts it, “What A-list stars get their tits out?” Well, looking at recent Oscar-winning actresses, Helen Mirren, Reese Witherspoon, Hilary Swank, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman and Halle Berry all do. But don't tell any of that to Billie – we don't want her to get any ideas.
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Billie Piper has done so many things that we'll never get to do - she's had hit singles, performed Shakespeare and done things to Chris Evans' genitals that don't bear thinking about.
But there's one thing that Billie Piper will never be, and that's a bigshot Hollywood actress. And the sad thing is it's all her fault. Or, to be more specific, it's the fault of her boobies.
Because she went topless in a TV show about a filthy whore, Billie Piper now fears that she's ruined her chances of being an A-list movie star. Or as she puts it, “What A-list stars get their tits out?†Well, looking at recent Oscar-winning actresses, Helen Mirren, Reese Witherspoon, Hilary Swank, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman and Halle Berry all do. But don't tell any of that to Billie - we don't want her to get any ideas.
Billie Piper has done so many things that we'll never get to do – she's had hit singles, performed Shakespeare and done things to Chris Evans' genitals that don't bear thinking about.
