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Harrison Ford Decides To Get Married To Calista Flockhart

June 17th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

For a long time now, Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart have hands-down been our favourite celebrity couple.

We love everything about them. We love the way that Harrison Ford is clearly old enough to be Calista Flockhart’s dad. We love the way that Harrison Ford has taken to wearing an earring to compensate for that. We love that Calista Flockhart’s Ally McBeal was written by Michelle Pfeiffer‘s husband, and the character was loosely based on Michelle Pfeiffer and Harrison Ford played Michelle Pfeiffer’s husband in a film once and that sort of makes it all a bit creepy.

So we’re thrilled that Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart have finally decided to get married. Well, maybe not thrilled. We’re happy. No, maybe not that either. We’re aware that Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart have finally decided to get married. There, that’ll do.

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This Just In: Jay-Z & Beyonce Are Quite Rich

January 14th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Jay-Z, Beyonce, Jay-Z and Beyonce, Forbes, Harrison Ford, Calista FlockhartMid-January is always depressing – back at work, broke from Christmas, fat from Christmas, surrounded by grey skies.

What could cheer us up? Oh, we know! What about Forbes magazine printing a great big list of all the celebrity couples who make more money in a day than any of us will ever see across the duration of our entire lives? Great! But only if it comes with splashy headlines about how Jay-Z and Beyonce earnt $122 million last year, though! We won’t be happy unless our noses really get rubbed in it!

What? That list exists? Jay-Z and Beyonce really did earn $122 million in a year? Why, Forbes magazine, you’re even better than Father Christmas! Please don’t start ignoring us like he did, though.

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