Articles tagged with: calender
Jessica Alba’s Guts Airbrushed Off In That Calender
You know the 2009 Campari calender, the one where Jessica Alba pouts and struts like the sexiest little Greek boy alive? You know how your first instinct upon seeing the pictures - after wondering why Will Weaton had done such a sexually ambiguous photoshoot - was to marvel at Jessica Alba's body and swear that if you ever had kids you'd sexily malnourish them too? Well, relax - some before-and-after photos have appeared on the internet, showing that Jessica Alba was so heavily airbrushed for the shots that we suspect the original model was actually an overweight stubbly bloke in his fifties from Dagenham.
You know the 2009 Campari calender, the one where Jessica Alba pouts and struts like the sexiest little Greek boy alive? You know how your first instinct upon seeing the pictures - after wondering why Will Weaton had done such a sexually ambiguous photoshoot - was to marvel at Jessica Alba's body and swear that if you ever had kids you'd sexily malnourish them too? Well, relax - some before-and-after photos have appeared on the internet, showing that Jessica Alba was so heavily airbrushed for the shots that we suspect the original model was actually an overweight stubbly bloke in his fifties from Dagenham.
