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Lady Gaga Shows Off Incredible Half-Naked Body Covered With Delicious Cake

December 2nd, 2012 By Chris Chambers

Lady Gaga has shared two artsy (read: soft-core porn-y)?clips for her video “Cake,” shot by fashion photographer Terry Richardson. The first, made public last week, shows Gaga getting spanked?by two women in a hot tub and then dancing?pants-less in front of a mirrored wall, while a weird male voice repeats “Cake like Gaga.”

The second clip, released a few days later with the same vocals, shows Gaga getting her rocks off with an enormous cake and then?booty-popping in a hot tub wearing just a thong.

Harry From One Direction Attacked By A Cake In G-A-Y [Video]

September 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

So let us get this right: It’s disgusting and pervy for a fully grown adult woman to fancy Justin Bieber, but it’s totally okay to lust after the march team of amniotic gyrators from One Direction?

Just trying to understand the psych of you monstrous men and women out there.

Anyway, womby fancy-piece, Harry Styles from Wand Erection (people still make that joke? Amazing) had a bit of an accident in G-A-Y and some cake this weekend, creating a very specific sexual interest for some of you perverts. And yes, there’s a video.

The Apprentice Week 3: A Baguette Of Boredom

August 5th, 2012 By Kris Silver

In the first 2 weeks of the Apprentice we saw the candidates tackle Bangers and Beaches. This week our intrepid job-seekers took on another couple of words starting with the letter b, namely baking and boredom.

Lord Sugar told his gaggle of personality deficient buzzword soundboards that they had to go about, ?turning flour into serious dough.?

What followed was an hour of television that was less interesting and engaging than waiting in line at Greggs.

WEBTHUMP! Monday 18 May 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Happy Monday! Here are 16 nightmarish human growths! – Manolith

9 – The! Most! Perfect! Cover! Version! Ever! – Bestweekever

8 – When we die, we want our gravestone to look like this, please – I Am Bored

7 – The reason why we’re terrified of toilets actually happens, ensuring we’ll be crapping into man-nappies for at least the next decade – Reuters