Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
It must be hard being Pippa Middleton; trying to be a serious business woman and gallivanting around London, made all the more difficult because everyone knows you for being the one with the arse that stole your sister?s wedding day.
Poor, poor Pippa.
But a tabloid picture editor has come forward and announced that newspapers would be offered around 300 or 400 pictures PER DAY of the fitter Middleton, none of which are of her arse.
Kim Kardashian may well be getting married and starring in a show with her sisters despite lacking in any discernible talent, but that doesn’t stop people admiring her buttocks. In many respects, her chebs are more famous than Kardashian’s sisters.
Her famous posterior has seen people admiring how well formed it is, assuming that it must be fake in some way.
And so, to scotch rumours that she’s had bumplants, Kim Kardashian has decided to stand next to a light board and point at an x-ray of an arse to prove that her rump is 100% Armenian or something. And yes, if you’re a fan of staring at a woman pointing toward translucent arse bones, we’ve got the picture.
