The first time Lindsay Lohan was ever accused of stealing, it was by an unattractive female DJ who then pretended she couldn’t find her heart.
The next time she was accused of stealing it was by the Mexican government – who claimed they couldn’t find Monterrey or three of its suburbs after she stayed there for a long weekend.
The third time she was accused of stealing, allegations included allusions to corporate espionage and reports of illicit Hollywood spray tans.
That last one - it’s unfolding even as we speak.
