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Y’know rich, successful, universally adored and fancied Gwen Stefani? She’s not happy with her life. See, despite the fact that, now she’s single, she could do as she damn well pleases with whoever she goddamn wants to, she’s not liking the fact she’s a woman.
Poor Gwen. With those lovely woman boobs and lack of disgusting man-penis.
When Stefani comes back in the next life – which won’t happen because reincarnation absolutely doesn’t exist – she would like to come back as a human man.
Gwen Stefani has gone and done what everyone else in the world of celeb-o-vision has been doing recently.
Yes, she’s had a baby with that bloke from over here. You know, that one who used to be semi-famous for that one song his band did. Gavin… something. From Bush.
Anyway, whoever he is and Gwen Stefani have had another child, and they’ve named him after a brand of soft drink or something – Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.
What about John? Why not John Rossdale? Or Gavin, like his dad? That’s a normal name. The poor thing’s just being set up for a lifetimr of bullying.
