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Michael Jackson Is The Kookiest, Spookiest Hallowe’en Celebrity

October 26th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

At the moment, ?Sexy? Dr. Conrad Murray is facing an uphill struggle in an American court as he and his team of lawyers attempt to prove he didn't give Michael Jackson enough painkillers to take down a herd of elephants.?The trial is barely getting started and we're beginning to tire of boring experts telling us whether it was possible for Jackson to top himself.

Until surprise witnesses like the Cadburys Caramel Bunny are brought in for a testimony, we're not really bothered about what's happening.

However, in non-Michael Jackson criminal news, a ghoulish evening related to the king of pop is happening soon. That's right, Hallowe’en is fast approaching. How about replicating Jackson?s famous ghostly pale appearance? Or going that extra mile and recreating his legendary wonky nose? You might think we're taking a cheap shot at the Thriller video; but we're not. He came up trumps according to search engine statistics.

REVIEW: Dara O’Briain Live

September 17th, 2010 By Kris Silver

Dara O?Briain is the host of BBC comedy-news quiz Have I Got News for You Mock the Week, the show that brought the comedy stylings of, (Proclaimers look alike) Frankie Boyle and (Baby P lookalike) Russell Howard into our living rooms. His latest live show has seen him tour the UK and Ireland extensively in an attempt to prove that he's just as funny as the others.

The night starts off with O?Briain saying there will be no Papal jokes as it's just too obvious for a comedian to attack a former Nazi who is now the King of the Catholics, a church that seems almost dedicated to out nonce-ing Michael Jackson (although as yet there is no Catholic version of Bubbles, but give it some time).

Michael Jackson Failure #352: Getting Bubbles To Talk

July 12th, 2010 By Matthew Laidlow

There are many ways that you can describe Michael Jackson.

Record executives still see him as a beacon of light when it comes to generating income for their label with re-released editions of albums. Millions of people suffer near fatal enjoyment when they try and reach the high notes in Earth Song.

Oddly, Michael Jackson offered an untapped source of comedic material that left many bewildered, confused and worried. From Jesus Juice, bad surgery and drug addiction, it seemed possible that nothing else could emerge to make us laugh. However,there are now reports that Michael Jackson wanted to pay for an operation for his pet monkey Bubbles to get human vocal chords. Looks like Bubbles was set to be the vocalist on Scream and Janet Jackson was nothing but a poor stand-in.