Articles tagged with: Bruce Springsteen
Hecklerspray’s Monday Music Mango: Bruce Springsteen, Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs
Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week's major label releases. It's Monday. We feel your pain. But as you waddle into work, weighed down by the enormous turdload you have spent the weekend saving so that you may spend an hour of the boss's time reading a newspaper this morning, do not despair. Because when you make it back to your desk, feeling like Octomom after she pumped out her kids, there'll be a nice little surprise waiting for you. Here's your Mango!
Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week's major label releases. It's Monday. We feel your pain. But as you waddle into work, weighed down by the enormous turdload you have spent the weekend saving so that you may spend an hour of the boss's time reading a newspaper this morning, do not despair. Because when you make it back to your desk, feeling like Octomom after she pumped out her kids, there'll be a nice little surprise waiting for you. Here's your Mango!
It’s The Hecklerspray Glastonbury 2009 Preview!
Glastonbury Festival is imminent. You should know this because every single stinking update on Facebook is counting down to the non-event like some mud-clogged Doomsday Clock. People from all over the world are bracing themselves for a weekend of squinting into pixelated screens three miles from the stage, dodging hugs from Earth Mothers and ducking lobbed cups full of dog puke. Oh, and Status Quo are on.
Glastonbury Festival is imminent. You should know this because every single stinking update on Facebook is counting down to the non-event like some mud-clogged Doomsday Clock. People from all over the world are bracing themselves for a weekend of squinting into pixelated screens three miles from the stage, dodging hugs from Earth Mothers and ducking lobbed cups full of dog puke. Oh, and Status Quo are on.
Bruce Springsteen Gets The Bumholes With Ticketmaster
Bruce Springsteen has championed many causes, from how sad AIDS is to the plight of those born in the USA. And now Springsteen has turned his sights on Ticketmaster. Since he performed at the most-watched Super Bowl ever, Bruce Springsteen has seen a surge of demand for his concert tickets. Trouble is, Ticketmaster has apparently been redirecting Springsteen fans to a ticket auction site rather than its regular face-value site. And now Bruce Springsteen is mad. See that Bruce Springsteen picture there? He's twice as mad as that. We didn't even know that such a level of madness was possible.
Bruce Springsteen has championed many causes, from how sad AIDS is to the plight of those born in the USA. And now Springsteen has turned his sights on Ticketmaster. Since he performed at the most-watched Super Bowl ever, Bruce Springsteen has seen a surge of demand for his concert tickets. Trouble is, Ticketmaster has apparently been redirecting Springsteen fans to a ticket auction site rather than its regular face-value site. And now Bruce Springsteen is mad. See that Bruce Springsteen picture there? He's twice as mad as that. We didn't even know that such a level of madness was possible.
Bored In The USA: Bruce Springsteen Does The Super Bowl
Nobody watches the Super Bowl for sport, so nobody knows if the Cardigans or the Teapots won yesterday. But they do watch the Super Bowl for one thing - boobies. Across the world yesterday, hundreds of millions of people tuned into to the Super Bowl to see who'd accidentally flop a knocker out during the halftime show. Sadly, all we got was Bruce Springsteen. Bruce Springsteen yesterday performed a Super Bowl halftime set that was as flat and lifeless as any in recent memory, and he's received lukewarm reviews for it at best. Plus, let's be honest, his tits are terrible.
Nobody watches the Super Bowl for sport, so nobody knows if the Cardigans or the Teapots won yesterday. But they do watch the Super Bowl for one thing - boobies. Across the world yesterday, hundreds of millions of people tuned into to the Super Bowl to see who'd accidentally flop a knocker out during the halftime show. Sadly, all we got was Bruce Springsteen. Bruce Springsteen yesterday performed a Super Bowl halftime set that was as flat and lifeless as any in recent memory, and he's received lukewarm reviews for it at best. Plus, let's be honest, his tits are terrible.
Bruce Springsteen Dresses Up Like Devil & Has A Lovely Sing-Song
Bruce Springsteen really loves Halloween - he loves it more than songs with the word 'born' in the title and he loves it more than muttering about AIDS. In fact, Bruce Springsteen loves Halloween so much that he's decided to dress up as the devil and release a brand new vaguely spooky song entitled A Night With The Jersey Devil on his website for free, just because today happens to be Halloween. It's a clever move. And it's prompted other old rockers to follow - next week Rod Stewart will release a song called Bonfire Night (Of My Heart) on his website, followed by Huey Lewis posting a song called I Give Thanks To You, Baby on November 27 and then Elton John releasing Woo, It's The International Year Of Astronomy! on January 15, just because he couldn't wait an extra month and do one for Valentine's Day, the impatient sod.
Bruce Springsteen really loves Halloween - he loves it more than songs with the word 'born' in the title and he loves it more than muttering about AIDS. In fact, Bruce Springsteen loves Halloween so much that he's decided to dress up as the devil and release a brand new vaguely spooky song entitled A Night With The Jersey Devil on his website for free, just because today happens to be Halloween. It's a clever move. And it's prompted other old rockers to follow - next week Rod Stewart will release a song called Bonfire Night (Of My Heart) on his website, followed by Huey Lewis posting a song called I Give Thanks To You, Baby on November 27 and then Elton John releasing Woo, It's The International Year Of Astronomy! on January 15, just because he couldn't wait an extra month and do one for Valentine's Day, the impatient sod.
Bruce Springsteen To Shout About Bum Sex At The Super Bowl
The Super Bowl halftime show is always a big draw, not least because there's a fleeting chance you'll see partial boob. And next year's Super Bowl will be even more special than most, because if you see anyone's accidentally-exposed barely-covered breast at all, it'll be Bruce Springsteen's. Bruce Springsteen is playing the Super Bowl! Finally! Some good old-fashioned, all-American heartfelt stadium rock is coming to the Super Bowl at last! At least that's what the Super Bowl organisers must be hoping. There's still every chance that Bruce Springsteen will want to play some of his newer songs at the Super Bowl, in which case 148 million Americans are in for six minutes of an old man mumbling about putting his penis up an old prostitute's bum. Either way - woo.
The Super Bowl halftime show is always a big draw, not least because there's a fleeting chance you'll see partial boob. And next year's Super Bowl will be even more special than most, because if you see anyone's accidentally-exposed barely-covered breast at all, it'll be Bruce Springsteen's. Bruce Springsteen is playing the Super Bowl! Finally! Some good old-fashioned, all-American heartfelt stadium rock is coming to the Super Bowl at last! At least that's what the Super Bowl organisers must be hoping. There's still every chance that Bruce Springsteen will want to play some of his newer songs at the Super Bowl, in which case 148 million Americans are in for six minutes of an old man mumbling about putting his penis up an old prostitute's bum. Either way - woo.
