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Who is Kendall Jenner’s Real Father?: A HecklerSpray Investigation

March 27th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Over the years, I have launched numerous investigations into the Kardashian family. I have investigated the transformation and paternity of Khloe Kardashian, the transformation and business genius of Kim Kardashian, and I am still investigating the on-going mystery that is Kylie Jenner 2.0.

However, I’ve never gone into deep investigation over anything with Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner because, honestly, they’ve never really given me shit to look into, which is maybe why they’re my favorites of the five sisters. However, it has come to my attention that it is time for me to launch my first investigate into Kendall Jenner. Or at least into her parentage.

Breaking News: John Stamos isn’t Perfect!!!

June 13th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, a lot happened while I was on hiatus to pop out a kid: Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn Jenner, the oldest Duggar kid admitted to molesting his sister’s and a family babysitter, Kimye announced they were pregnant with baby number two, and Beyoncé made the all important announcement that she was vegan.

Though these were all big stories I would’ve loved to have reported on (damn baby needing so much of my attention!), none of them were huge shockers. We knew Bruce was going to become a woman, we knew there was definitely something fucked up going on in the Duggar household, we knew Kimye were trying for baby number 2, and we knew Beyoncé was a bit pretentious. Nope, the biggest celebrity shocker of the past month came today when the world found out that John Stamos got a DUI and is therefore not perfect.

Why Bruce Jenner’s Transition Matters

April 25th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Bruce Jenner has been many things over the years: American sports hero, sex symbol, infomercial superstar, and, to this generation, he was the most down-to-earth person on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” But last night during his interview with Diane Sawyer, the world found out the most important thing about Bruce, something that had long been suspected: Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman.

I’m not going to lie, maybe it’s the pregnancy hormones, but I cried a few times during his interview. Unlike when he’s muddling around on KUWTK, Bruce seemed to really be himself (I am only still referring to him as a he because, as Diane pointed out last night, he’s fine with that for now for confusions sake). He was funny, honest, emotional, and badass. It’s not often a reality tv star says they want to change the world, but in Bruce’s case, he just might.

Another Kardashian’s Spin-Off is Happening

April 6th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Just the other day, I was thinking to myself: Man, the Kardashians really haven’t had enough television shows. I mean, sure they’ve had 10 seasons of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, several season of them “taking” some place like New York, Miami, or the Hamptons, and then there was that season of “Khloe and Lamar”, but is that really enough? According to E! the answer is no. No it is not.

For those of you wondering what’s like to be bff with the Kardashians and work at their DASH store you are in LUCK! E! will soon bring you “Dash Dolls”, an inside look at the life of the sexy DASH LA employees, featuring Khloe’s bff, Malika, and her twin sister, who isn’t really on KUWTK like Malika is so I’m not going to look up her name.

10 Things to Get Jazzed About in 2015

January 31st, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The first month of 2015 has almost come to an end, and so far it’s been moderately eventful (emphasis on moderate). In the world of celebrity, it’s hard to predict what the?big stories and scandals of the year are going to be, but there are always a few things we know are going to happen that we can look forward to.

Here’s a countdown of 10 pop culturally relevant?things you can potentially get?jazzed about in 2015, because it’s always nice to have something to look forward to, even if it is Kim Kardashian’s?book of selifes.

10 Celebs Who Completely Changed Their Faces

June 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In Hollywood, getting a touch up here and there is basically the norm. Very few people haven’t had a least a little something done. However, some people take it too far or make one move that completely changes their faces and looks forever (case in point: the entire Jackson family).

The following 10 celebrities may not look bas, necessarily, but they sure don’t look the same as they did when they became famous. Occasionally, their change is for the better, but, for the most part, everyone ends up looking like cats (why does plastic surgery make everyone look like a fucking cat, AMIRITE?!)

Bruce Jenner Quits KUWTK To Spend More Time With The Uglier Kids

February 13th, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

It’s finally happened, folks. Bruce Jenner has grabbed what’s left of his balls from Kris Jenner’s withered talons and escaped the Kardashian circus for good.

Sources are saying that this will be Bruce’s final season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians before Kris sends him to live on the special farm that all the Kardashian men are sent to live on after they’ve outstayed their welcome. Think about it, when was the last time someone heard from Damon Thomas?

Bruce Jenner Is One Step Closer To Being More Woman Than Kris

December 13th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Bruce Jenner is the lone set of balls in the Jenner/Kardashian hell hole, but it seems that may not be the case?much longer.?? Rumors of his secret/not so secret desire to transition to a woman have been going around for a while,? and now it seems he will be getting a surgical procedure done that just confirms everything.? Of course Jenner says it isn’t what it seems, but outside of Lorena Bobbiting yourself, this is the second most important surgery for any self-respecting tranny.

I know you’re probably going “WRONG BITCH! WHAT ABOUT ROB?” but let’s be real here- Rob ate his balls?because he thought they donut holes.? Boy is huuuuungry.? And Bruce’s kids from his previous marriage don’t count because they don’t share DNA with the ultimate fame whores.? Even if one did appear on The Hills.

Ridiculous Rumour Of The Week: Bruce Jenner Has A Thing For Thongs

October 17th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Another week, another member of the Kardashian clan having their dirty laundry aired in public. Only?this time, it’s literally Bruce Jenner’s lacy unmentionables that everybody’s talking about.?

The psychological experts at Star Magazine have some bad news for all you metrosexual guys out there – if you pluck your eyebrows and cut your fingernails, then you’re transgender and your wife is probably preparing to leave you. Everyone knows a real man needs to be hairier than Chewbacca on testosterone.

The Jenner Boys’ Prayers Have Been Answered

October 13th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

So in a lot of fairy tales the stepmother is portrayed as an evil, selfish monster.? Thankfully for many children with stepparents, this is just a myth and not their real life.? Unfortunately for Brandon and Brody Jenner, Bruce Jenner?s sons, their father remarried Kris?(Kardashian) Jenner, which kind of makes Snow White?s murder plotting stepmom seem like a breeze.

Now that Bruce has been set free from the horror that is being Mr. Kris Jenner, he is finally trying to be a dad again to the 2 sons he abandoned from his second marriage.? However, even this relationship?is still being puppeteered by media mastermind Kris.? Poor little rich boys still can’t truly have their daddy.