Articles tagged with: Brooke Hogan
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 28 May 2009
10 - What's that? You want a gallery of amazing mythical vegetables? Fine, here you go - Welovevegetables 9 - Perhaps the greatest response to an R Kelly song you will ever read - Mychemicaltoilet 8 - Brooke Hogan's new album cover is the single worst thing any of you will ever see - Amygrindhouse 7 - Some Very Important Headwear News - Interestment
Brooke Hogan To Get Her Big Naked Chin Out For Playboy
It says a lot about the disarray that the Hogan family is in when Brooke Hogan stands out as the most together member. True, Brooke Hogan might be so freakishly hell-bent on getting famous that she'll try anything from hopeless singing careers to toe-curling opportunistic reality TV shows to get it, but for the simple fact that she isn't Hulk Hogan or Nick Hogan, we're prepared to give Brooke Hogan the benefit of the doubt. Because Brooke Hogan's hardly planning to exploit her own family's real-life woes by getting naked for Playboy in the blind hope that it'll give her the attention she thinks she deserves, is it? What? That's exactly what she is doing? Fine - disregard everything you've just read. We'll start again after the jump.
It says a lot about the disarray that the Hogan family is in when Brooke Hogan stands out as the most together member. True, Brooke Hogan might be so freakishly hell-bent on getting famous that she'll try anything from hopeless singing careers to toe-curling opportunistic reality TV shows to get it, but for the simple fact that she isn't Hulk Hogan or Nick Hogan, we're prepared to give Brooke Hogan the benefit of the doubt. Because Brooke Hogan's hardly planning to exploit her own family's real-life woes by getting naked for Playboy in the blind hope that it'll give her the attention she thinks she deserves, is it? What? That's exactly what she is doing? Fine - disregard everything you've just read. We'll start again after the jump.
Brooke Hogan Explains Exactly Why Her Family Is So Messed Up
Anyone who watched Hogan Knows Best a) has way too much time on their hands and b) could see that the Hogans seemed happy enough. They weren't - as soon as the show finished Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan got divorced and took up with insanely young new partners, Nick Hogan wrapped his car around a tree and went to jail and Brooke Hogan... well that chin of hers isn't looking any less weird, is it? So what's going on? Maybe we'll never know - after all, the Hogans have sold themselves out to the media before and it's ended in tears, so the sensible thing to do would be to close ranks and figure out their problems in private. Or, if you're Brooke Hogan, you'll just go on Access Hollywood and yammer on about it for ages instead. Which is much more fun. Thanks Brooke!
Anyone who watched Hogan Knows Best a) has way too much time on their hands and b) could see that the Hogans seemed happy enough. They weren't - as soon as the show finished Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan got divorced and took up with insanely young new partners, Nick Hogan wrapped his car around a tree and went to jail and Brooke Hogan... well that chin of hers isn't looking any less weird, is it? So what's going on? Maybe we'll never know - after all, the Hogans have sold themselves out to the media before and it's ended in tears, so the sensible thing to do would be to close ranks and figure out their problems in private. Or, if you're Brooke Hogan, you'll just go on Access Hollywood and yammer on about it for ages instead. Which is much more fun. Thanks Brooke!
Hulk Hogan’s Other Kid Crashes Her Car A Bit Too
Back when Hulk Hogan was in his prime, the only things he'd destroy were a series of flimsy T-shirts and the national flags of his foreign rivals. But that's not enough for Hulk Hogan's kids. First Hogan's son Nick wrote off his car - and any chances of his passenger having a normal life - in a spectacular crash, and now it turns out that Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke has been in a car crash of her own. Brooke Hogan getting into a car accident just days after her younger brother was sentenced to eight months in prison for his crash is just plainly irresponsible. If only Brooke had the foresight to make the news for something unrelated to an automobile accident - maybe stabbing a pensioner in the neck or becoming a prostitute - we're sure her father would be sleeping much more easily at night.
Back when Hulk Hogan was in his prime, the only things he'd destroy were a series of flimsy T-shirts and the national flags of his foreign rivals. But that's not enough for Hulk Hogan's kids. First Hogan's son Nick wrote off his car - and any chances of his passenger having a normal life - in a spectacular crash, and now it turns out that Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke has been in a car crash of her own. Brooke Hogan getting into a car accident just days after her younger brother was sentenced to eight months in prison for his crash is just plainly irresponsible. If only Brooke had the foresight to make the news for something unrelated to an automobile accident - maybe stabbing a pensioner in the neck or becoming a prostitute - we're sure her father would be sleeping much more easily at night.
