Articles tagged with: Brooke Burke
Brooke Burke Wins Dancing With The Stars, So Hooray For That
The Dancing With The Stars final is always bittersweet - sweet because Dancing With The Stars is over, and bitter because we have to write about it. But that's not important, because last night the brand new Dancing With The Stars champion was named as Brooke Burke, a woman primarily famous for winning Dancing With The Stars just now, and nothing else. Nothing else at all. Ever. Seriously, ever. Anyway, Brooke Burke won Dancing With The Stars last night because she had a violent epileptic fit and thrashed about like a leashed animal trying to fight off an army of ghost bees. Oh, wait, no - we meant to say that it was because her freestyle dance was better than the freestyle dances by the gay one from 'N Sync and some other bloke we've never heard of. Our mistake.
The Dancing With The Stars final is always bittersweet - sweet because Dancing With The Stars is over, and bitter because we have to write about it. But that's not important, because last night the brand new Dancing With The Stars champion was named as Brooke Burke, a woman primarily famous for winning Dancing With The Stars just now, and nothing else. Nothing else at all. Ever. Seriously, ever. Anyway, Brooke Burke won Dancing With The Stars last night because she had a violent epileptic fit and thrashed about like a leashed animal trying to fight off an army of ghost bees. Oh, wait, no - we meant to say that it was because her freestyle dance was better than the freestyle dances by the gay one from 'N Sync and some other bloke we've never heard of. Our mistake.
