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WEBTHUMP! April 7 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – iPad DESTRUCTION – Geekologie 9 – Britney Spears eats some frozen yoghurt. Remember her? – Amy Grindhouse 8 – Come Dine With Me: still quite good – Watchwithmothers 7 – What’s more depressing than online prostitute reviews? That’s right, nothing – Shoutingatcows 10 – iPad DESTRUCTION – Geekologie 9 – Britney Spears eats [...]

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Famous People Who Would NEVER Cheat On You

by Josh Burt

The main problem with famous people is that they have such trouble keeping their underpants on. Everyone’s at it these days. It’s all sex here, sex over there, more sex here again. Do an interview, have a bit of sex. Sing a song, then have sex. Go to an awards show, have sex with someone [...]

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Top Ten TV Breakdowns!

by Steve Charnock

The sixties were all about ‘Free love’. The seventies was the age of great movie-making and music. The eighties was epitomised by consumerism and the 1990’s had er, the Tamagotchi. Every decade becomes synonymous with a particular movement, fashion or mood. As such, the 2010’s (or ‘Teens’ as it’s known to total idiots) will henceforth [...]

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Jamie Lynn Spears Gets New Man Old Enough To Be Her Baby’s Grandpa

by Stuart Heritage

If anyone is still playing the ‘which member of the Spears family is most troubled’ game, we have news.

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Madonna’s Next Lover – Candidates Revealed!

by Josh Burt

Hey man, don’t sit around feeling all sorry for Madonna because she hasn’t got a boyfriend. That would be a massive waste of time. Instead, peruse the list of potential suitors below, and decide which one you would consider a worthy follow-up to that pouting Jesus character who recently made a run for it. Madonna, [...]

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Britney Spears Admits What We Already Knew

by Amy Grindhouse

Britney Spears is a lovable bundle of hair naps and cola spills. She spent the first five years of her career dressed like a self-medicated footie mum. Now that she actually is a self-medicated fottie mum she reverts to dressing like a tween in arrested development. The singer can do a pretty good impression of [...]

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WEBTHUMP! November 11 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Win tickets to see Rihanna in concert! Do it now! – Popsugar 9 – Fingerless gloves: the critical re-evaluation – Interestment 8 – Things we’re now afraid of: getting trapped on an iceberg with three polar bears – Asylum 7 – This just in: bald bears are TERRIFYING – Geekology 10 – Win [...]

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This Just In: Miley Cyrus Is A Legitimately Awful Human

by Stuart Heritage

Let’s be serious for a moment – if you were the parent of a child like Miley Cyrus, you’d be appalled.

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Britney Spears Releases Another Song About Her Manky Old Clodge

by Stuart Heritage

Britney Spears has a new single out. It’s called 3, so presumably it’s about the highest number she can count to.

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Kevin Federline To Slim Down On Telly!

by Josh Burt

Sometimes, after a messy break up, it’s the broken woman who gets all of the attention. Just look at Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Whilst she was going commando in clubs and giving herself weird haircuts, very few people spared a thought for poor Federline – alone in a big house somewhere, playing Toxic over [...]

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