Tomorrow Britney Spears sets off on her first tour since she went bananas and waved her ladyparts around.
But there’s just one problem. And that’s that, in these times of economic uncertainty, not too many people want to spend hundreds of dollars to sit in a giant room watching a mentally-uncertain pinprick listlessly screech her way through I’m Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman while dressed as a pikey on a hen night.
That’s exactly why people aren’t coming to our one-man show Hecklerspray Wishes It Had Ovaries, and it’s also why Britney Spears isn’t selling many concert tickets.
