A former bodyguard of Britney Spears, the most recent to expose her crazy, Fernando Flores, is a threat to the singer’s integrity and is trying to shake her down for an out of court settlement. According to the singer’s delusional team of minders.

It has been known for a while that Britney is not the most stable person to be around. And that’s completely ignoring the crotch-flashing and the head-shaving. Those are to the left of the point. We’re talking about stories from her own team about the erratic behaviours on display inside her own home.

For a better part of the time following her breakdown, there have been stories from her ex-minders. Stories that involved alleged drug use and sexual acting out. Then there were allegations she had neglected her children; she lost custody for a while, and then had supervised visitation, before settling where she is now.