The most important thing to Britney Spears is her kids. Well, her kids and her vagina. And wheat-based snacks.
But mainly her kids. And that’s why Britney Spears is making sure that her kids go on tour with her next month. According to reports, Britney Spears threatened to quit the tour unless her children accompanied her, because she loves them. At least that’s the story.
At least this way Britney Spears can demand three packets of nappies and a bucket of mushed-up food on her tour rider each night and everyone will think it’s for the kids. Sneaky, Britney. Sneaky.
