Does Britney Spears Want K-Fed Back? Really? Oh Jesus Those eyes, that belly, the ridiculous desire to become a rapper - let's face it, Kevin Federline is a catch. Oh wait, no, that was a typo. We actually meant to say that you'd probably catch a number of highly contagious diseases from Kevin Federline if you stood face to face with him. Yes, that's much better. Sorry for the confusion. But, hey, just because we think that Kevin Federline is a bit of a sleazy reality-divorced greaseball, it doesn't mean that there isn't someone out there for him. And that someone might just be Britney Spears. Again. Terrifying, isn't it?