Britney Spears has a new single out. It’s called 3, so presumably it’s about the highest number she can count to.
Just kidding. It’s about the amount of braincells Britney Spears has left. Just kidding. It’s about the number of industrial-sized bottles of toilet cleaner that Britney Spears had to drink before allowing Kevin Federline to marry her. Just kidding. It’s about the number of people who have an unblocked view of Britney Spears’ vagina at any given time. Just kidding.
It’s actually about Britney Spears having sex with two people at once. We think we preferred the toilet cleaner one.
