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5 Celebrity Families Who Need Reality Shows

August 29th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Kim Kardashian recently announced that they were filming season 17849018 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and it really made me realize that I might finally be over keeping up with the Kardashians/Jenners. I mean, they’re still great to blog about, but show wise they’re just no fun anymore, you know?

There are way more celebrity families I’d rather be getting a BTS look at, so of course I made a list. I mean, there is no chance in hell any of these shows would happen, but a girl can dream, right?

Ray J is Still Talking About Kim Kardashian

January 6th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I always see those memes on Instagram made by people who really hate the Kardashians that say shit about how Ray J’s dick made the whole family famous and that really annoys me. Not even just from a feminist standpoint, but because Ray J is still clinging to those bitches for dear life trying to make a dollar.

If it weren’t for the fact he fucked Kim Kardashian over 10 years ago, no one would currently know who the hell Ray J is, and he wants to make damn sure you don’t forget that him and Kim dated.

How I’m Handling 2016 (in GIFS): Part 2

December 27th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

A couple of months back I did a blog on how I’d been handling 2016 via GIFs. At the time, I dealt with my feelings about everything from Beyoncé’s Lemonade to Brangelina’s split, the shit show election to Kimye outing Taylor Swift as shady, Brexit to the constant drivel that comes out of Lena Dunham’s mouth.

I really thought that, with a mere two and a half months left to the year, nothing could get much worse (or better). I thought maybe pop culture had blown my mind enough for one year. But nope, Trump got elected and for some reason we still let Lena Dunham speak publically. Here’s how I’ve been handling 2016’s bullshit since October 8th, when I last aired my feelings. Once again, presented in GIFs…

Why Paris Hilton Can’t Keep Friends: An Investigation

October 14th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Two hard-hitting Krysta Fitzpatrick investigations in one week?! No, you haven’t died and gone to heaven, I just get really bored in the mornings lately. ANYWAY, today I’d like to take you on a journey through the rise and fall of some of Paris Hilton’s most famous friendships.

Paris always seems to briefly have some big celeb bff, then there is a falling out and she typically trash talks them, and they never really hang out again. In fact, it kind of seems like the only best friend Paris can keep is her sister, Nicky, which is preeeeeettty lame. Like, no offense to my sisters, but if they were my only friends I’d be miserable (seriously guys, no offense).

God is Real: A Britney/Justin Duet Could Happen!

September 14th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Many of my friends, including my husband, are Atheist and for years I’ve been agnostic…that is, until today. A few weeks ago Princess of Pop and eternal ethereal icon, Britney Spears, said that ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake is someone she’d be interested in collaborating with.

Well, I can now say with 100% certainty that GOD IS FOR REAL and sweet baby Jesus will gladly bathe us all in his platinum tears and take us to musical heaven because during an interview at the Toronto International Film Festival, Justin said he would into doing a collaboration with Britney! PRAISE THA LOWD!

The MTV VMAs were a Major Letdown

August 29th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

If you follow this blog at all, you’ll know that I was majorly jazzed for the MTV Video Music Awards last night. I had my series of fun predictions over what might happen and for the first time in 9 years, I was genuinely excited to watch this shit.

However, instead of fulfilling ANY of my expectations, I instead sat back and watched my youth fucking DIE on stage. Sure, it had some good parts (the whole show was shameless in its blackness, Beyonce was fire as always, and she won video of the year so that was cool), but for the most part it was pure, childhood-crushing shit.

Tonight’s MTV VMAs Could Be Huge

August 28th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, as you might have been able to tell from my recent posts, I’m kind of jazzed about tonight’s MTV Video Music Awards. This is not a common thing. From the years 1995 – 2004, I was definitely always jazzed for them, but then I kind of got over it. In fact, the last time I was pumped for a VMAs was 2007 when Britney Spears gave her HORRIFIC ‘comeback’ performance.

I have not been excited for a VMAs until now. After 9 years of so-so shit, where the most interesting thing to happen on the VMAs stage was a drunk Kanye West snatching the mic from Taylor Swift, tonight’s VMAs has the potential to be legendary. Let me explain why.

10 Best MTV VMA Moments (So Far)

August 27th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The MTV Video Music Awards are tomorrow, so I’ve been celebrating it by posting some sweet lists to relive its rich cultural history. Yesterday I looked at some of the best vma outfits, today I’m going to take a walk down memory lane and remind you all of some of my favorite vma moments.

So while Drake is busy taking out billboards to celebrate Rihanna’s Vanguard award at this year’s ceremony (what’s the deal with their relationship?! Will we ever get the truth??), I’m going to force some of my favorite MTV memories on you.

10 Best MTV VMA Outfits of All Time

August 26th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, the MTV Video Music Awards are coming up this Sunday, and I have been watching this shit for legit 20 years which makes me feel old af. In celebration of me watching my 20th MTV Video Music Awards ceremony, I decided to spend this weekend looking back on some fond memories of mine.

Today, I’m going to look back at 10 of my favorite outfits from the VMAs over the years. I mean, I say the best outfits of all time, but I obviously mean since like 1995. Yes, I realize the awards have been around since like ’84, but I wasn’t alive then and MTV didn’t exist to me til ’95 so, you know, deal with it.

Courtney Stodden is Pulling a 2007 Britney

August 9th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Move the fuck over, Kris Jenner, because Earth angel and perpetual hot mess, Courtney Stodden, is about to take your place as Hollywood’s main media manipulating genius. While Kris has been bust getting her fat son to fight with his plastic ass fiancée, Courtney has been creating her own capital D drama.

First, Court Court said she was pregnant with Sunset Boulevard’s next messiah: a child she hoped would be a boy who would someday become a Marilyn Monroe drag queen. Then, she miscarried said child, and posted a series of Anna Nicole Smith level shit on Instagram in celebration of her lost fetus. NOW, she’s going full Britney Spears 2007, shaving her head and drinking all that champagne.