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Britney: For The Record

Britney Spears Doc: The Nanosecond You Didn’t Already Hear About

by Stuart Heritage on December 1, 2008 5 Comments

The contents of the Britney Spears documentary, Britney: Buy My Record, were perhaps the worst-kept secret in history.

To be fair, everyone knew what to expect anyway – 90 minutes of Britney Spears going “Cuh! What happened THERE? Lorks a-lummy, I went proper bananas for a while, didn’t I? Oh well, I’m better now. Buy my record” – but that didn’t stop all the interesting parts of the documentary creeping out weeks ago.

But now that Britney: Have I Told You About My Record has been aired in America, we now know everything that happened in it from start to finish. So what did happen in Britney: You Know What’d Make A Lovely Christmas Present For All Your Loved Ones? My Record? Nothing. It turns out that people weren’t leaking the interesting parts of the documentary, just the bits where Britney Spears used actual identifiable words.

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The contents of the Britney Spears documentary, Britney: Buy My Record, were perhaps the worst-kept secret in history. To be fair, everyone knew what to expect anyway - 90 minutes of Britney Spears going "Cuh! What happened THERE? Lorks a-lummy, I went proper bananas for a while, didn't I? Oh well, I'm better now. Buy my record" - but that didn't stop all the interesting parts of the documentary creeping out weeks ago. But now that Britney: Have I Told You About My Record has been aired in America, we now know everything that happened in it from start to finish. So what did happen in Britney: You Know What'd Make A Lovely Christmas Present For All Your Loved Ones? My Record? Nothing. It turns out that people weren't leaking the interesting parts of the documentary, just the bits where Britney Spears used actual identifiable words.

Britney Spears Doc: Now With More Rhyming Self-Disparagement

by Stuart Heritage on November 21, 2008 9 Comments

You probably haven’t heard about the new Britney Spears documentary yet, because it’s only been everywhere all the time forever.

In fact it’s fair to say that so much of the Britney Spears documentary has now been leaked that the only new footage that’ll come as a surprise to anyone watching the whole thing next week is a three-second snippet of Britney Spears gazing into the middle distance and wistfully humming the theme-tune to Animal Hospital.

For instance, People magazine has now seen an exclusive preview of Britney: For The Record, and the most exciting bit left to review seems to be when Britney Spears starts crying and says of her life “It’s bad. I’m sad.” Bad? Sad? That’s the most eloquent you can be, Britney? Disappointing. We just expected something more profound from the poet behind “Womanizer womanizer/ You’re a womanizer/ Oh/ Womanizer/ Oh.”

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You probably haven't heard about the new Britney Spears documentary yet, because it's only been everywhere all the time forever. In fact it's fair to say that so much of the Britney Spears documentary has now been leaked that the only new footage that'll come as a surprise to anyone watching the whole thing next week is a three-second snippet of Britney Spears gazing into the middle distance and wistfully humming the theme-tune to Animal Hospital. For instance, People magazine has now seen an exclusive preview of Britney: For The Record, and the most exciting bit left to review seems to be when Britney Spears starts crying and says of her life "It's bad. I'm sad." Bad? Sad? That's the most eloquent you can be, Britney? Disappointing. We just expected something more profound from the poet behind "Womanizer womanizer/ You're a womanizer/ Oh/ Womanizer/ Oh."