Articles tagged with: British Airways
So you've just pleaded guilty to kicking and spitting at police officers on a plane because some of your luggage went missing - what do you do now?
Well, logic and common sense dictates that it might be wise to quietly accept your punishment while simultaneously attempting to stem the white hot temper that flares up like clockwork every few months and makes you look like a prize dicksplat in front of the entire world.
Or, if you're Naomi Campbell, you find the nearest camera crew and start blathering on furiously about how you only got angry because someone on the plane called you a 'golliwog supermodel' even though you didn't actually mention anything about that during the trial. Deep down, they're both the same.
It was just a month or two ago when Naomi Campbell caused a stink on a British Airways flight.
At the time she claimed to be the victim of racism or something, and also she claimed that it wasn't her fault because the captain wouldn't let her sit in his posh seat for the flight's entire duration, and anybody else would have reacted similarly if placed in the same situation.
But maybe we exaggerated a tad there. Anyhow - she's in court for the whole mess right now - and she's pleaded.....guilty.
This action could result in regular state-provided dinners and a cellmate to scratch at.
OK, we take back every single bad thing we ever said about Naomi Campbell - she's finally convinced us that she's a genius. We mean it. Naomi Campbell is a genius. Only a genius could do something as flat-out berserk as what Naomi Campbell's just done. Recently Naomi Campbell was banned from flying with British Airways for life for spitting on a policeman in the middle of a violent tantrum about luggage. So, naturally, Naomi Campbell has made a huge point of boycotting British Airways, even though it's already banned her. Seriously. Indiscriminate violence and a dangerously flawed mental process? We can't figure out why nobody's married a catch like that yet.
