Megan Fox: No Wedding Ever, Or Something Megan Fox knows that her appeal lies solely in the fact that she looks exactly like a mid-price inflatable sex doll. And if, for any reason, she stopped being sexy - or at least stopped looking like a police sketch artist's representation of what a sexy girl probably looks like, which is more accurate - then Megan Fox's entire career would wither up and die. So to help herself out a little, Megan Fox has decided to tell the world that she's never getting married. Which is a bit of a bummer because Megan Fox has apparently just got engaged again. Whoops.

Megan Fox: The Wedding’s Off And So’s The Tattoo The lady from Transformers has announced that her engagement is over. We suggest all 14-year-old boys take a moment to breathe before reading any further. Statfacts: 44% of people watching the Transformers movie wanted to run their fingers through Shia LaBeouf's beautiful hair. 48% wanted an hour alone with Megan Fox, a cupful of honey and Megan Fox's four most beautiful girlfriends. The other 8% wanted to become a Decepticon and shoot their history teacher up his bum. Congratulations, 48%, your dream edges closer to reality.