Masturbating teenagers the world over have long found a shared comfort in one thing – Megan Fox looks quite dirty.
She does. Look at the Transformers films. It doesn’t matter what Megan Fox is asked to do – fix a car, talk to Shia LaBeouf, run away from an exploding robot – she can’t help but jut her jubblies out and pull a face that makes her look a bit like she’s having a sort of vaguely erotic stroke. She’s dirty. Megan Fox has probably had sex with loads of men.
Except she hasn’t. For a reason that only she knows – perhaps because she hasn’t been in any magazines for a couple of weeks – Megan Fox has decided to tell the world that she’s only slept with two men in her entire life. And one of those used to be in Beverly Hills 90210, so he doesn’t count. Honestly, Megan Fox is practically a virgin.
