Articles tagged with: breastfeeding
Breastfeeding Gives Angelina Jolie The Hump
As a new mother, Angelina Jolie is being run ragged. Between hiring nannies and personal trainers and other staff to take care of everything, she must hardly get a moment to herself. And Angelina Jolie was a busy woman to begin with anyway - deliberately enraging Jennifer Aniston can be a full-time job, you know - so rather than keep juggling everything until she keeled over exhausted, Angelina Jolie has chosen to make a few sacrifices. In short, Angelina Jolie has decided to stop breastfeeding her two new twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline because giving milk to two babies at once is apparently incredibly hard. We should point out that Angelina Jolie isn't a bad mother for not breastfeeding her kids - in fact, we think they'll grow up just fine on their new diet of Mountain Dew and uncooked beef cartilage. It certainly never did us any harm.
As a new mother, Angelina Jolie is being run ragged. Between hiring nannies and personal trainers and other staff to take care of everything, she must hardly get a moment to herself. And Angelina Jolie was a busy woman to begin with anyway - deliberately enraging Jennifer Aniston can be a full-time job, you know - so rather than keep juggling everything until she keeled over exhausted, Angelina Jolie has chosen to make a few sacrifices. In short, Angelina Jolie has decided to stop breastfeeding her two new twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline because giving milk to two babies at once is apparently incredibly hard. We should point out that Angelina Jolie isn't a bad mother for not breastfeeding her kids - in fact, we think they'll grow up just fine on their new diet of Mountain Dew and uncooked beef cartilage. It certainly never did us any harm.
W: Now With Babies Chomping On Angelina Jolie’s Knockers
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie moved to Europe partly to escape the slavering media attention they have to deal with all the time in America. That should be applauded - it's easy to forget that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are real people. As such they need to protect their privacy with as much vigour as they possibly muster. There are some things that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have to keep for themselves, and we should respect that. Unless, you know, Angelina Jolie's got a new film coming out, in which case it's perfectly OK for Brad Pitt to take a picture of her with a baby's mouth clamped around the end of her boob and then sell it to W magazine for cash as a covershot. That's right kids - those Angelina Jolie breastfeeding photos you've been anticipating with equal horror and arousal are finally here.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie moved to Europe partly to escape the slavering media attention they have to deal with all the time in America. That should be applauded - it's easy to forget that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are real people. As such they need to protect their privacy with as much vigour as they possibly muster. There are some things that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have to keep for themselves, and we should respect that. Unless, you know, Angelina Jolie's got a new film coming out, in which case it's perfectly OK for Brad Pitt to take a picture of her with a baby's mouth clamped around the end of her boob and then sell it to W magazine for cash as a covershot. That's right kids - those Angelina Jolie breastfeeding photos you've been anticipating with equal horror and arousal are finally here.
Jamie Lynn Spears Does Porn In A Vague, Creepy, Unsexy Way
We don't know who to feel more sorry for - Jamie Lynn Spears or the man who seems to think that a photo of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding is sexy. Because, apparently, somebody actually thinks that. There's currently a huge investigation going on in America after a photo of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding with a boob exposed was apparently copied several times with the intention to post them onto the internet or sell them for profit. And since Jamie Lynn Spears is under the age of 18, the thief could technically be hauled up on a pornography charge. We think we should probably point out at this juncture that the allegedly stolen photo is of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding her baby, and not of Jamie Lynn Spears being breastfed by her own mother. We know that Jamie Lynn Spears is only young, but that's no excuse for weirdness.
We don't know who to feel more sorry for - Jamie Lynn Spears or the man who seems to think that a photo of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding is sexy. Because, apparently, somebody actually thinks that. There's currently a huge investigation going on in America after a photo of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding with a boob exposed was apparently copied several times with the intention to post them onto the internet or sell them for profit. And since Jamie Lynn Spears is under the age of 18, the thief could technically be hauled up on a pornography charge. We think we should probably point out at this juncture that the allegedly stolen photo is of Jamie Lynn Spears breastfeeding her baby, and not of Jamie Lynn Spears being breastfed by her own mother. We know that Jamie Lynn Spears is only young, but that's no excuse for weirdness.
