Articles tagged with: Breaking Dawn
The Top Five Worst Things About Twilight
For most sane people Twilight is synonymous with a lot of things, none of them good. But here is a rundown of all the things that give this awful franchise its faecal aftertaste. Like vomit in an open sewer or Paris Hilton in a Uwe Boll movie, here is proof that you can make a bad thing worse. Ladies and gentlemen, the top five worst things about Twilight...
For most sane people Twilight is synonymous with a lot of things, none of them good. But here is a rundown of all the things that give this awful franchise its faecal aftertaste. Like vomit in an open sewer or Paris Hilton in a Uwe Boll movie, here is proof that you can make a bad thing worse. Ladies and gentlemen, the top five worst things about Twilight...
Robert Pattinson To Keep Making Twilight Films Forever (Sort Of)
You know Robert Pattinson? You know how he stars in Twilight? And how he'll be starring in Twilight 2 and Twilight 3 soon? Well hold onto your hats because we've got some incredibly unexpected news for you. Get ready - Robert Pattinson is going to star in Twilight 4. We know! We were surprised, too! We also have bad news - Robert Pattinson is the only star to agree to Twilight 4, so Ricky Martin will play Jacob Black, the wolf pack will be played by three homeless men who've been painted orange and Kristen Stewart will be portrayed by a horse in a top hat.
You know Robert Pattinson? You know how he stars in Twilight? And how he'll be starring in Twilight 2 and Twilight 3 soon? Well hold onto your hats because we've got some incredibly unexpected news for you. Get ready - Robert Pattinson is going to star in Twilight 4. We know! We were surprised, too! We also have bad news - Robert Pattinson is the only star to agree to Twilight 4, so Ricky Martin will play Jacob Black, the wolf pack will be played by three homeless men who've been painted orange and Kristen Stewart will be portrayed by a horse in a top hat.
