Mindy McCready Has A Full Throttle Nervous Breakdown
Some advance warning: in 52 weeks' time, just stay in your house - Mindy McCready's going to do something mental. Honestly, it's true. Almost exactly a year ago to the day, country singer Mindy McCready was arrested for apparently beating her mother up, and now she's been admitted to rehab following a nervous breakdown and possible overdose.
McCready's breakdown comes after the revelation that she's had a 15-year affair with US sports star
Roger Clemens. So what can we expect from Mindy McCready in July 2009? It's a tricky one to predict - mother-punching and nervous breakdowns are notoriously hard to top. We don't think she's abused any animals so far - maybe that's an avenue.
Kirsten Dunst Next For A Breakdown?
You know, this morning we suddenly thought "What if all this psychiatric treatment makes Britney Spears normal again? Will our stockpiled pithy wisecracks go to waste?"
And then we discovered that Kirsten Dunst is apparently on the verge of a giant Britney-style nervous breakdown.
It's the cosmic balance in action. Britney gets better, Kirsten Dunst goes a bit batshit. By God, Vanessa Hudgens must be praying that Kirsten Dunst never gets better.