Jesus Christ, It’s A Breakdancing Baby Babies, by virtue of the fact that they're babies, don't tend to be known for their ability to breakdance. But that all changes now, because here's a real video of a real baby doing a breakdance that definitely isn't a computer animation of a breakdancing baby that's been created to advertise bottled water. No siree. Or maybe yes siree. A bit. We're not telling you. It's a secret. Oh, just watch the video and find out for yourself, OK? The video's after the jump. Honestly, the things we do for you people...